Wight Jokes
7 wight jokes and hilarious wight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
What do you call a person who thinks zombies are superior to people?
A wight supremacist
How do you know there are no Asians leading the White Walker armies in Game of Thrones?
Because two Wongs don't make a wight.
Whats brown and comes out of Cowes backwards?
The Isle of Wight ferry.
What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and an executed Chinese civil right fighter?
They both wanted to be wight
What's brown and comes steaming out of cows?
The Isle of Wight ferry!
A man walks onto a bus full of asian people dressed as skeletons and asks:
I'm trying to get to manchester, is this the wight bus or the wong bus?
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