Wiggle Jokes
29 wiggle jokes and hilarious wiggle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wiggle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wiggle Short Jokes
Short wiggle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wiggle humour may include short waddles jokes also.
- What's the difference between my ex and a bowl of spaghetti? Spaghetti wiggles when I eat it.
- What do women and spaghetti have in common? .,....................................................
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They both wiggle when you eat them! - How is working in I.T. like being a wizard? You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
- My dog's pace of wiggling his tail depends on how long I have been away. Longer I am away, faster he wiggles his tail. So I am going away for a year now because I want to see him fly.
- I don't know why so many people lack the ability to wiggle their ears They must have extremely short arms
- Apparently Stephen hawking isn't dead!! He fell asleep, someone just had to wiggle the mouse
- what is similar between s**..., and fishing? It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
- JEllo h**...? What's the difference between Jello and a Dead h**...?
Jello wiggles when you eat it out - What is the difference between a quadriplegic and a spaghetti? The spaghetti wiggles when you s**... it.
- Yo mama so fat I slap her b**... before she goes to work. When she comes home, it still wiggles.
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Wiggle One Liners
Which wiggle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wiggle? I can suggest the ones about wink and swig.
- What do girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
- How are women and noodles similar? They both wiggle when you eat them (:
- Roses are red, so are your lips. Sit on my face and wiggle those hips.
- What do you call an unexpected wiggle on a straight graph? A plot twist.
- How is a woman like spaghetti? They both wiggle when you eat them.
- What do you call a legless, armless amputee wiggling around in a pile of leaves? Russell.
- You can wiggle and jiggle, shake and dance But the last 3 drops are meant for your pants
- Balkan Gipsy guy sings wiggle wiggle XD so funny XDD
- What has 4 legs, 5 arms, and is wiggling its tail? A very happy pit bull.
- How are women and spaghetti alike? They both wiggle when you eat them.
- Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them! - What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm.
Witty Wiggle Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about wiggle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean twitch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wiggle pranks.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Bonus: by u/kismetpink They're straight until I get them wet
Bonus by u/Shaded_Trees: They both go limp after being warmed up
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a pint. Just then, a fly drops in each of their Guinness.
The Englishman says: "How dreadful. Barkeep, take this pint back at once, I couldn't possibly touch it, it has a fly in it!"
The Scotsman says: "Ach, it's nae so bad!" and flicks the fly out with the back of his hand and c**... his beer.
The Irishman gingerly picks up the fly by the wing, gives the fly a little wiggle and says: "You spit that out! You spit that out!"
I used to sit on my uncle's lap and wiggle around and he'd buy me beer...
So one day, my dad got fed up and said... "Son, you're 35, you're old enough to buy your own beer!"
*first post! no longer a lurker
who enjoys s**... more - man or woman?
A man and woman got into an argument over who enjoyed s**... more.
The man argued,"Of course men enjoy s**... more than women, no doubt about it!".
The woman replied,"Oh yeah? Well tell me this if your ears itch and you put in your finger inside and wiggle a bit and remove it, which feels better the ear or finger?
A man and a woman were...
A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed s**... more. The man said, Men obviously enjoy s**... more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid? That doesn't prove anything, the woman countered. Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?
Lincoln Navigator
I watched a guy in a Lincoln Navigator attempt to park in a busy restaurant parking lot. It took a friend to get out and direct him in order to wiggle into a spot. Afterwards he said to me, "now I know why they call it a navigator. It fu@*ing takes one to park it".
