The Best 18 Wiggle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wiggle jokes. There are some wiggle shake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wiggle symmetrical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wiggle Jokes and Puns

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

Bonus: by u/kismetpink They're straight until I get them wet
Bonus by u/Shaded_Trees: They both go limp after being warmed up

What do women and spaghetti have in common?

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They both wiggle when you eat them!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a pint. Just then, a fly drops in each of their Guinness.

The Englishman says: "How dreadful. Barkeep, take this pint back at once, I couldn't possibly touch it, it has a fly in it!"

The Scotsman says: "Ach, it's nae so bad!" and flicks the fly out with the back of his hand and chugs his beer.

The Irishman gingerly picks up the fly by the wing, gives the fly a little wiggle and says: "You spit that out! You spit that out!"

Wiggle joke, An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a pint. Just then, a fly drops in each of their

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

I used to sit on my uncle's lap and wiggle around and he'd buy me beer...

So one day, my dad got fed up and said... "Son, you're 35, you're old enough to buy your own beer!"

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

what is similar between sex, and fishing? It doesn't matter how deep you go,

it matters how you wiggle the worm.

Wiggle joke, what is similar between sex, and fishing? It doesn't matter how deep you go,

How are women and noodles similar?

They both wiggle when you eat them (:

who enjoys sex more - man or woman?

A man and woman got into an argument over who enjoyed sex more.

The man argued,"Of course men enjoy sex more than women, no doubt about it!".

The woman replied,"Oh yeah? Well tell me this if your ears itch and you put in your finger inside and wiggle a bit and remove it, which feels better the ear or finger?

What do you call an unexpected wiggle on a straight graph?

A plot twist.

How is a woman like spaghetti?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

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A man and a woman were...

A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid? That doesn't prove anything, the woman countered. Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?

Lincoln Navigator

I watched a guy in a Lincoln Navigator attempt to park in a busy restaurant parking lot. It took a friend to get out and direct him in order to wiggle into a spot. Afterwards he said to me, "now I know why they call it a navigator. It fu@*ing takes one to park it".

I don't know why so many people lack the ability to wiggle their ears

They must have extremely short arms

You can wiggle and jiggle, shake and dance

But the last 3 drops are meant for your pants

Apparently Stephen hawking isn't dead!!

He fell asleep, someone just had to wiggle the mouse

Wiggle joke, Apparently Stephen hawking isn't dead!!

Balkan Gipsy guy sings wiggle wiggle XD so funny XDD

How are women and spaghetti alike?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wiggle sway jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wiggle splinter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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