Wiggle Jokes
23 wiggle jokes and hilarious wiggle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wiggle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wiggle Short Jokes
Short wiggle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wiggle humour may include short waddles jokes also.
- What's the difference between my ex and a bowl of spaghetti? Spaghetti wiggles when I eat it.
- What do women and spaghetti have in common? .,....................................................
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They both wiggle when you eat them! - How is working in I.T. like being a wizard? You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
- My dog's pace of wiggling his tail depends on how long I have been away. Longer I am away, faster he wiggles his tail. So I am going away for a year now because I want to see him fly.
- Apparently Stephen hawking isn't dead!! He fell asleep, someone just had to wiggle the mouse
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Wiggle One Liners
Which wiggle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wiggle? I can suggest the ones about wink and swig.
- What do you call an unexpected wiggle on a straight graph? A plot twist.
- You can wiggle and jiggle, shake and dance But the last 3 drops are meant for your pants
- Balkan Gipsy guy sings wiggle wiggle XD so funny XDD
- Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them! - What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm.
- Roses are red, so are your lips. Sit on my face and wiggle those hips.
- How is a woman like spaghetti? They both wiggle when you eat them.
- How are women and spaghetti alike? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Witty Wiggle Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about wiggle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean twitch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wiggle pranks.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Bonus: by u/kismetpink They're straight until I get them wet
Bonus by u/Shaded_Trees: They both go limp after being warmed up
I used to sit on my uncle's lap and wiggle around and he'd buy me beer...
So one day, my dad got fed up and said... "Son, you're 35, you're old enough to buy your own beer!"
*first post! no longer a lurker
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what is similar between s**..., and fishing? It doesn't matter how deep you go,
it matters how you wiggle the worm.
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who enjoys s**... more - man or woman?
A man and woman got into an argument over who enjoyed s**... more.
The man argued,"Of course men enjoy s**... more than women, no doubt about it!".
The woman replied,"Oh yeah? Well tell me this if your ears itch and you put in your finger inside and wiggle a bit and remove it, which feels better the ear or finger?
Lincoln Navigator
I watched a guy in a Lincoln Navigator attempt to park in a busy restaurant parking lot. It took a friend to get out and direct him in order to wiggle into a spot. Afterwards he said to me, "now I know why they call it a navigator. It fu@*ing takes one to park it".
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I don't know why so many people lack the ability to wiggle their ears
They must have extremely short arms
