Wig Jokes
52 wig jokes and hilarious wig puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wig that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Can't believe you missed the hilarious wig jokes at the last party? These funny gags will bring a smile to anyone's face – from a red wig 'haircut' to a goatee-afro combo, these jokes are sure to bring the laughs.
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Funniest Wig Short Jokes
Short wig jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wig humour may include short haircut jokes also.
- This just in! A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area.
- My friend came up to me He said, "Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"
I said, "Not off the top of my head." - What do you call a financially strapped, wig wearing Czechoslovakian? A paycheck to paycheck toupee Czech.
- Did you hear about the guy who accidentally stole a wig? He walked out of the store and forgot toupee.
- I was in the attic yesterday when I found my granddad's old wig-making machine. It's a family hair loom.
- A guy goes to a therapist. He asks the therapist over and over, "Am I a tepee or a wigwam? Am I a tepee or a wigwam? Tepee or a wigwam, tepee or a wig wam?!" Therapist replies, "You're too tense."
- Does anyone have a Rastafarian wig? We have crazy hair day at work tomorrow and I'm dreading it.
- What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
- Harry's local manufacturing business was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen. Police are currently combing the area for clues.
- The CW's Batwoman wore a red wig as a part of her costume, but that was just a misdirect... A red "hairring", if you will
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Wig One Liners
Which wig one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wig? I can suggest the ones about sunglasses and hair.
- I inherited my great-grandfather's antique wig-making equipment. It's a family hairloom.
- Some people think that wigs are expensive. But really it's just a small price toupee..
- I bought a wig for a dollar today It was a small price toupee.
- What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupée.
- I have a friend who's selling a velcro wig for $100 It's a rip off if you ask me.
- The local wig shop got broken into last night They've had to replace all the locks
- Why did the bald guy leave the wig shop without a wig? because he forgot toupee
- Why do people rent wigs? So they don't have toupe for their own.
- A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area.
- I bought my wife a wig from the discount store. Wasn't going toupee full price.
- What do people say after they've finished donating wigs for charity? I'm out of hair
- Which insect has great hair? An ear-wig!
- Why did the guy steal a wig from the wig store? ...because it was too much toupee.
- I stole a wig because I didn´t want toupee for it
- Did you hear the one about the wig salesman who skipped town? Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Red Wig Jokes
Here is a list of funny red wig jokes and even better red wig puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I woke up this morning wearing a red fuzzy wig, giant oversized shoes and a red nose. I think I must have slept funny.
- Sometimes for fun, I like to put on a blonde wig with red lipstick and chase my friends with my pants around my ankles. I usually stop before it gets weird though.
- I received the oddest dollar bill as change. When I looked closely, I noticed that George Washington was wearing face-paint, a wig, and round, red nose. It was obviously a clownterfeit.
Silly & Ridiculous Wig Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about wig you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toupee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wig pranks.
A guy walks into a bar on Halloween
A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. "I'm here for the costume party," he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. "What are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "I'm a werewolf," the guy replies. "How's that? You're not dressed up at all," the bartender says. "Well, it's not a full moon tonight, now is it Mr. Smart Guy?" the guy replies.
I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well.
Then she said "There's something I want to get out of the way right now," and she reached up and took a wig off her head, and it turned out she was as bald as a new-laid egg.
"Alopecia," she said. "It's a condition that causes hair to fall out."
"Oh," I said. "...Just on your head, or from anywhere else as well?"
"Well," she dimpled, "there's only one way to find out."
"Of course!" I said, and took out my phone. "Hey, Google..."
A very angry woman stormed up to the receptionist's desk at a doctor's office. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday!" she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing, he said. Why do you think it was taken here?
After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly.
I think, explained the surgeon gently, that means your cataract operation was a success.
James Bond gets called into M's office
M: I have a job for you. You will have to disguise yourself as a blond businessman called John Smith.
Bond: But I have dark hair! Do you expect me to wear a wig or something?!
M: No mister Bond, I expect you to dye.
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I just stole a wig from the devil
If I ever get caught, there's going to be h**... toupee.
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I was taking the p**... out of a bloke with a ridiculous wig on today.
He had the last laugh though. Sentenced me to 6 months.
A furious lady marches into the eye clinic's reception area and shouts at the receptionist, "Who stole my wig during my eye surgery yesterday?"
The doctor immediately rushes out to pacify her. "I assure you, no one on my team would do such a thing. What makes you think it was stolen?"
The woman replies, "Well, before the procedure, my wig was perfect, but when I woke up, it was a tangled mess, and made me look ugly and cheap."
"I think," says the surgeon gently, "this means your cataract operation was a success."
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Why should you never give the Devil a wig?
Because there'd be h**... toupee.
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I got s**... by a man in a wig yesterday...
He was judging me the whole time.
A joke from John Steinbeck about the mysteries of womankind
Two women are catching up after meeting in town. One says to the other Your hair looks crazy today, it looks like a wig! The other woman says It is a wig . The first goes Oh wow, you could never tell!
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What do you call a red, white, and blue p**... wig?
A merkin.
So yesterday I wore a costume....
I am a male and I wore a see through shirt and pants. I completed my ensemble with a stuffed bra, long haired wig and lipstick. I pushed a baby doll around all night in a stroller holding the baby bottle....
I was a transparent transparent.
The Halloween costume
A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. "I'm here for the costume party," he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. "What are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "I'm a werewolf," the guy replies. "How's that? You're not dressed up at all," the bartender says. "Well, it's not a full moon tonight, now is it Mr. Smart Guy?" the guy replies.
One hair in my soup
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
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And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!
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I saw a girl trying to commit s**... by jumping off a bridge.
I stopped her, and asked to kiss her before she jumped and she agreed.
I kissed for a very long time and she forgot everything.
Then I asked her that why she wanted to commit s**...?
She took of her wig and said, "I'm Joe, my family doesn't like me dressing up like girls!".
Italian cruise ship captain caught fleeing
The Italian captain of the tragic cruise ship incident was caught at customs trying leave the country. He disguised himself as an Italian women dressed in high heels, a red polkadot dress complete with a wig and red liptick. He was busted because he forgot to add the mustache!!
A wig walks into a bar.
A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint.
Bartender replies "No way man!"
Wig "Why not?"
Bartender "Have you seen yourself? You're off your head!"
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