The Best 73 Wifi Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Wifi jokes. There are some wifi websites jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wifi internyet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Wifi Jokes and Puns
Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
Me: What's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?
Because Jesus WEPt.
As an introvert, I love my wife.
*wifi
In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine...
Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came on just as I was filling the can
[God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?
The lanlord!
A woman sees a bunch of children playing on their phones in a sandbox while their teacher is sleeping on a bench. She runs to the teacher.
The woman tries to wake up the teacher.
"Hey, get up! Your children are going to run away!"
The teacher groans and says,
"No, they don't get free Wi-Fi anywhere else."
I sat next to a guy from the military at the airport...
We were both looking at our phones, then suddenly the airport wifi went down. I frustratingly said, "my phone only works on wifi!" He said, "don't worry! My phone has tethering!" Relived, I thanked him for his service.
I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting.
I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located.
you know what really turns on a nerd?
unprotected wifi
Tell my WiFi
love her.
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Would an Australian WiFi network...
...be a LAN down under?
Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that.
Then i changed the WIFI password
I like my sex just like my wifi..
I like my sex just like my wifi,
slow and unprotected.
girl are u my neighbor's wifi?
cuz u have a stupid name and im having trouble connecting
I named my dog WiFi
Because I stole it from my neighbor
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
A man at a funeral Interrupts the priest and says, "Excuse me, do you have the WiFi password?"
The priest stares at him and says, "Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!"
The man replies, "Is that all lower case?"
When in doubt ...
Wife : I doubt my husband has been cheating on me.... I have doubt on one woman we both know.... What to do?
Shrink: Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his wi-fi connects automatically.
Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches?
Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.
How to get free internet @ home
I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.
I wish my ex was a WiFi network
so I could forget her.
What's the Russian word for no Wi-Fi?
Interniet
If trees produced wifi we'd be planting them everywhere...
... too bad they only produce oxygen.
The WiFi was down in the morning.
Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.
What was the internet technicians dying words?
Tell my WiFi love her
God said to set up a router and free Wi-Fi in the tabernacle...
...but Moses is having a little trouble finding the promised LAN.
What does a WiFi Router and my grandpa have in common?
an SS ID
My father asked for the Wi-Fi password...
It's taped under the modem, I told him.
After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?
I'm in a serious relationship with my WIFI
You could say we have a strong connection.
Respect the dead
A young man went to a funeral. While being there he noticed that the church had a wireless network.
Hey, what is the wifi password?
A sad relative said:
Respect the dead!
And the boy asked:
All in lowercase?
Naming a child
I took more time to name my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Set your wifi password to "Itsonthefridge"
So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.
Set your wifi password to 100
So when someone ask tell them it's how many times a week this gets reposted.
Dunno what this WiFi dude did
But I've seen a ton of bars and restaurants demanding his freedom lately
Two days ago, I named my WiFi to "Hack it if you can"
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"
The Wi-Fi at my parents' house is really slow, so I hope this sends...
but I just wanted to wish you all a very merry Christmas for tomorrow!
I used to love my neighbors
Then they put a password on their wifi
Childen are playing on a kindergarten playground with their tablets...
...and the teacher is sleeping on a bench. A lady walks by and wakes the teacher up: "Aren't you afraid that the children will run away and get lost?" asks the lady. "I'm not afraid at all," says the teacher, "the WiFi signal covers the playground only."
set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
When somebody asks you, you say it is 12345678
If Kenny Loggins forgets his WiFi password...
Ken he log in?
Height of internet addiction
At a funeral in church
A visitor: What's the Wi-Fi password here ?
Priest: Respect the dead.
Visitor: all small letters?
A man needs WiFi at the local pub.
A man goes into a local pub and has poor cell signal.
He asks for the WiFi password.
The bartender replies: You need to buy a drink first.
The man says fine and orders a Coke, which costs him $3. He then asks again, what's the WiFi password?
The bartender answers: You need to buy a drink first, all lowercase no spaces.
What sort of Internet connection can you get in a barn?
Stable WiFi.
What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud
Wifi password
I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What's the WiFi password?"
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a beer.
Bartender: We have Molson's Canadian on tap.
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $8.00.
Me: Okay, here you go. What's the WiFi password?
Bartender: "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst" -- no spaces and all lowercase.
Change your WiFi password to 2444666668888888
So when someone asks for it, you can say 12345678
I was suspicious or my girlffriend cheating on me with this guy from her gym. So i pick up her phone at night when she's sleeping ..
...and drive to this dude's place on the other side of the town and go to stand on his porch to see if the wifi connects
Me: What's the WiFi password?
**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first
**Me:** Okay, I'll have a coke.
**Bartender:** Is Pepsi okay?
**Me:** Sure, how much is that?
**Bartender:** $3.
**Me:** There you go. So what's the WiFi password?
**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?
A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.
Guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, what's the WiFi password?
The bartender replies, you need to buy a beer first.
So the guy buys a beer, and asks again, what's the WiFi password?
The bartender replies, you need to buy a beer first, all lowercase, no spaces or punctuation.
It was very easy to escape from prison.
The WiFi was so bad that there were zero bars on my cell.
Set your Wi-Fi password to 2444666668888888;
Then, when someone asks for it, you can just tell them that it's 12345678.
"Can I use your WiFi?"
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your WiFi?".
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Where did the Wifi router go?
He went data way.
How come churches don't have Wi-Fi?
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
I'm gonna marry my wifi
so it will stop going down on me
Without telling my wife, I bought a gaming pc for my son as a birthday gift. Check out the specs: Intel Core i7 10700K, MSI MPG Z490 Gaming Carbon WiFi, Nvidia GeForce RTX 2080 Super, G.Skill TridentZ RGB 4x16 DDR4-4000, Samsung 970 Evo 1TB, Corsair RM850x, Cooler Master MasterLiquid ML240R RGB
He is turning one tomorrow.
The internet connection at my farm was terribly slow, so I moved my modem to the barn...
Now I have stable wifi.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable wifi.
A student is late for a zoom class...
"What took you so long?" the teacher asks.
"Technical difficulties" the student answers.
"I've heard that excuse a hundred times, let me guess, your wifi didn't work?"
"My clock"
"What is your wifi password?"
"Its snowwhiteandthesevendwarves"
"Oh, why is it very long?"
"Here said I need eight characters."
What do you call a dog with Wifi?
A hotspot.
A man dies and goes to Hell.
Satan greets him and says, "Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is..."
Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"
Satan replies, "Of course we do."
"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.
Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the number pi"
What's the Wi-Fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
OK, I'll have a Coke.
Bartender: Three dollars.
There you go. So what's the Wi‑Fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
My wifi password is Thorironmanhulkscarletwitchvisionhawkeyecaptainamericathanos.
I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.
Someone in the funeral asks for the Wi-Fi password
"You should respect the dead"
"All together and lower case?"
A man receives a message from a neighbor...
"Sorry, sir I am using your wife day and night. Usually, when you are not present at home. In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."
The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to the hospital.
The next day he receives another message
"Sorry sir for spelling mistake, it's not a wife but wifi".
A router and a modem got married.....
They where pronounced husbandwith and WiFi
I walk into a bar
**Me: What's the Wi-Fi password?**
**Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.**
**Me: OK, I'll have a Coke.**
**Bartender: Three dollars.**
**Me: There you go. So what's the Wi‑Fi password?**
**Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.**
Of course Ghosts have WiFi by now
Just think about how many dead routers there are out there!
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