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170 wifi jokes and hilarious wifi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wifi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you getting fed up with your internet connection? Then you'll love these bad WiFi jokes! Explore the internet's best selection of jokes about modems, ISP's, settings, and more. Laugh at these cheesy puns and put your technology woes behind you.

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Funniest Wifi Short Jokes

Short wifi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wifi humour may include short smartphone jokes also.

  1. Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
  2. Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches? Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.
  3. Dunno what this WiFi dude did But I've seen a ton of bars and restaurant demanding his freedom lately
  4. My wifi password is 2444666668888888 Just to clarify, it's: one two three four five six seven eight
  5. What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
    Credits: my bud
  6. [God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them? The lanlord!
  7. I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting. I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located.
  8. God said to set up a router and free Wi-Fi in the tabernacle... ...but moses is having a little trouble finding the promised LAN.
  9. Two days ago, I named my WiFi to "Hack it if you can" Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"
  10. The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.

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Wifi One Liners

Which wifi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wifi? I can suggest the ones about internet and router.

  1. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
  2. I named my dog WiFi Because I stole it from my neighbor
  3. As an introvert, I love my wife. *wifi
  4. What's the Russian word for no Wi-Fi? Interniet
  5. My wife is like my Wi-Fi. Both are unstable.
  6. Tell my WiFi love her.
  7. I once dated a girl just for her internet connection She was wifi material.
  8. A router and a modem got married..... They where pronounced husbandwith and WiFi
  9. What sort of Internet connection can you get in a barn? Stable WiFi.
  10. I'm in a serious relationship with my WIFI You could say we have a strong connection.
  11. I'm gonna marry my wifi so it will stop going down on me
  12. Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked? Because Jesus WEPt.
  13. What was the internet technicians dying words? Tell my WiFi love her
  14. Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?
  15. If Kenny Loggins forgets his WiFi password... Ken he log in?

Wifi Password Jokes

Here is a list of funny wifi password jokes and even better wifi password puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "What is your wifi password?" "Its snowwhiteandthesevendwarves"
    "Oh, why is it very long?"
    "Here said I need eight characters."
  • My wifi password is Thorironmanhulkscarletwitchvisionhawkeyecaptainamericathanos. I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.
  • My father asked for the Wi-Fi password... It's taped under the modem, I told him.
    After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?
  • Set your wifi password to "Itsonthefridge" So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.
  • My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that. Then i changed the WIFI password
  • I used to love my neighbors Then they put a password on their wifi
  • Set your wifi password to 100 So when someone ask tell them it's how many times a week this gets reposted.
  • WiFi password is Romeamsterdamparis all one word Any capitals?
    Yeah, three.
  • My psychiatrist says I invade other people's privacy because I'm "insecure". Says the guy whose home WiFi password is "password123".
  • What's the WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop? 123pho5

Wifi Connection Jokes

Here is a list of funny wifi connection jokes and even better wifi connection puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I've got a high tech toilet that's connected to the Wi-Fi and I just received a notification. There was an unexpected log in...
  • Every date I've ever had has been like my WiFi signal. No Connection.
  • My grandma and I were face timing with a bad connection So she says, "hold on, let me open the door to let some WiFi's in."
    True stories can be jokes too..
  • Hey girl is there wifi here? Cuz i feel a connection
  • I named my WIFI after my Ex Girlfriend. I never really connect with it, it's very slow and also because I caught my neighbour using it.
  • What's in a name? Boy asks a girl: Is your name WiFi?
    Girl: No, why?
    Boy: Because I am feeling a connection.
  • I went to a sermon because they said they had free wifi. But they didn't, I couldn't connect to the promised LAN.
  • My wi-fe and my wi-fi They're both 1 meg, very useful in the kitchen and never want to connect in the bedroom
  • Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream.
  • My neighbour asked for my Wi-Fi password because his wasn't working... I asked if he was sure because I was connected on his and it worked fine.

Bad Wifi Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad wifi jokes and even better bad wifi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If trees produced wifi we'd be planting them everywhere... ... too bad they only produce oxygen.
  • It was very easy to escape from prison. The WiFi was so bad that there were zero bars on my cell.
  • I made a line of soda called Bad Wifi It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing.
  • So my WiFi stopped working for 2 hours today... ...Apparently I found out my parents aren't so bad after all
  • I asked her, "Aren't you afraid of the big bad wolf?" She said, "No."
    I said, "Weird, the other two little pigs were."
    *
    Thankfully the ICU has great wi-fi.
  • Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here.

Hack Wifi Jokes

Here is a list of funny hack wifi jokes and even better hack wifi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Never let Lizzie Borden onto your Wi-Fi network... You will get hacked.
Wifi joke, Never let Lizzie Borden onto your Wi-Fi network...

Howlingly Hilarious Wifi Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about wifi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean network jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wifi pranks.

Me: What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

The prince, after a long and arduous battle, slew the dragon. He then ascends the mountain to an ominous castle holding the damsel. The prince makes his way to her room to rescue her. He enters and asks

What's your wifi password?

Free doughnuts

I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.

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Wifi

A man hears his neighbors having s**... very night, so In a fit of passive aggressiveness, he changes the name of his wifi network to "Icanhearyouhavingsex".
The next day when he goes to sign on to his wifi, he sees another network labeled "Wecanhearyounothavingsex"

Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals.

cheater husband

Woman to the priest, ' I doubt that my husband has been cheating on me... I have doubt on one woman. what should I do?'
Priest replied, 'Take your husband to that woman's doorsteps... and check if WiFi connects automatically'

You are my family? Nice to meet you!

Wifi went down for five minutes, so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

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In a survival situation, you can drink your own u**......

Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came on just as I was filling the can

A woman sees a bunch of children playing on their phones in a sandbox while their teacher is sleeping on a bench. She runs to the teacher.

The woman tries to wake up the teacher.
"Hey, get up! Your children are going to run away!"
The teacher groans and says,
"No, they don't get free Wi-Fi anywhere else."

I sat next to a guy from the military at the airport...

We were both looking at our phones, then suddenly the airport wifi went down. I frustratingly said, "my phone only works on wifi!" He said, "don't worry! My phone has tethering!" Relived, I thanked him for his service.

My ten year old son just asked me what were the 80's like.

My ten year old son just asked me what were the 80's like.
So I turned the Wi-Fi off and took away his smart phone.

I have awful jet lag

The WiFi on this airliner is just terrible

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you know what really turns on a nerd?

unprotected wifi

Dear Parents

If you want to find out where your Son/Doughter is in the house,
Simply turn off WI-FI and Wait

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

What is the password for New York City's new free public WiFi network?

abcde911.

Dr. Jill Stein scheduled a rally at a Starbucks but it had to be cancelled

her supporters were afraid of the free wifi

Love is like Wi-Fi

You can't see it, but you'll know when you lose it.

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I like my s**... just like my wifi..

I like my s**... just like my wifi,
slow and unprotected.

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girl are u my neighbor's wifi?

cuz u have a s**... name and im having trouble connecting

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I was at a f**... & asked the priest for the WiFi password

"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets

& no customers

When in doubt ...

Wife : I doubt my husband has been cheating on me.... I have doubt on one woman we both know.... What to do?
Shrink: Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his wi-fi connects automatically.

Where do people who praise WiFi go?

The promised LAN.

How to get free internet @ home

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.

Early to bed, early to rise...

... this guy neither has WiFi nor wife.

I wish my ex was a WiFi network

so I could forget her.

The WiFi was down in the morning.

Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.

What does a WiFi Router and my grandpa have in common?

an SS ID

A russian has no Wi-Fi nearby. We could say that...

He doesn't have InterNYET.

If a music group had wifi...

Would that be a band with bandwidth?

How did the man get people to watch his house for free

He left the WiFi on

Naming a child

I took more time to name my first Wi-Fi than my first child.

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My wi-fi is like my ex.

It refuses to go down.
(Lol jk it s**...)

Looks like I'm going away for a while without internet access

tell my wifi love her.

I study computing and get no attention in my household.

So I just disable my WiFi and all my family come running to me.
This is a funny but is actually the truth in my household, believe it or not :)

What's the difference between your wife and your wifi network?

Only one of them do you *want* to go down on you.

I suggested to my WiFi that it should main Reinhardt on Overwatch

It's great at tanking during pivotal moments.

I've always thought my neighbors were quite nice people.

But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

If i use the church's wifi

Am i receiving God's signal?

Who lead the Chinese empire into the Wi-Fi age

Emperor Ping

Why was the computer nerd sad that there weren't any barbecues with wifi?

Because there aren't any grills on the internet.

An even BETTER wifi password

fourwordsalluppercase

The Wi-Fi at my parents' house is really slow, so I hope this sends...

but I just wanted to wish you all a very merry Christmas for tomorrow!

Went to Mosque asked wifi password

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guy: Doctor help me, my wifi is in labor

doc: Don't panic, is this her first child ?
guy: No, this is her husband you m**...!

You never see churches with free WiFi...

Kids nowadays only want two things...

Wifi and Wifus.

Wifi joke, Kids nowadays only want two things...

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