Wifi Jokes

Funniest Wifi Short Jokes

Short wifi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wifi humour may include short smartphone jokes also.

1. Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
2. Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches? Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.
3. Dunno what this WiFi dude did But I've seen a ton of bars and restaurant demanding his freedom lately
4. My wifi password is 2444666668888888 Just to clarify, it's: one two three four five six seven eight
5. What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
   Credits: my bud
6. [God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them? The lanlord!
7. I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting. I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located.
8. God said to set up a router and free Wi-Fi in the tabernacle... ...but moses is having a little trouble finding the promised LAN.
9. Two days ago, I named my WiFi to "Hack it if you can" Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"
10. The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.

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Wifi One Liners

Which wifi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wifi? I can suggest the ones about internet and router.

1. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
   
2. I named my dog WiFi Because I stole it from my neighbor
3. As an introvert, I love my wife. *wifi
4. What's the Russian word for no Wi-Fi? Interniet
5. My wife is like my Wi-Fi. Both are unstable.
6. Tell my WiFi love her.
7. I once dated a girl just for her internet connection She was wifi material.
8. A router and a modem got married..... They where pronounced husbandwith and WiFi
9. What sort of Internet connection can you get in a barn? Stable WiFi.
10. I'm in a serious relationship with my WIFI You could say we have a strong connection.
11. I'm gonna marry my wifi so it will stop going down on me
12. Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked? Because Jesus WEPt.
13. What was the internet technicians dying words? Tell my WiFi love her
14. Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?
15. If Kenny Loggins forgets his WiFi password... Ken he log in?

Wifi Password Jokes

Here is a list of funny wifi password jokes and even better wifi password puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "What is your wifi password?" "Its snowwhiteandthesevendwarves"
  "Oh, why is it very long?"
  "Here said I need eight characters."
• My wifi password is Thorironmanhulkscarletwitchvisionhawkeyecaptainamericathanos. I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.
• My father asked for the Wi-Fi password... It's taped under the modem, I told him.
  After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?
• Set your wifi password to "Itsonthefridge" So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.
• My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that. Then i changed the WIFI password
• I used to love my neighbors Then they put a password on their wifi
• Set your wifi password to 100 So when someone ask tell them it's how many times a week this gets reposted.
• WiFi password is Romeamsterdamparis all one word Any capitals?
  Yeah, three.
• My psychiatrist says I invade other people's privacy because I'm "insecure". Says the guy whose home WiFi password is "password123".
• What's the WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop? 123pho5

Wifi Connection Jokes

Here is a list of funny wifi connection jokes and even better wifi connection puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've got a high tech toilet that's connected to the Wi-Fi and I just received a notification. There was an unexpected log in...
• Every date I've ever had has been like my WiFi signal. No Connection.
• My grandma and I were face timing with a bad connection So she says, "hold on, let me open the door to let some WiFi's in."
  True stories can be jokes too..
• Hey girl is there wifi here? Cuz i feel a connection
• I named my WIFI after my Ex Girlfriend. I never really connect with it, it's very slow and also because I caught my neighbour using it.
• What's in a name? Boy asks a girl: Is your name WiFi?
  Girl: No, why?
  Boy: Because I am feeling a connection.
• I went to a sermon because they said they had free wifi. But they didn't, I couldn't connect to the promised LAN.
• My wi-fe and my wi-fi They're both 1 meg, very useful in the kitchen and never want to connect in the bedroom
• Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream.
• My neighbour asked for my Wi-Fi password because his wasn't working... I asked if he was sure because I was connected on his and it worked fine.

Bad Wifi Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad wifi jokes and even better bad wifi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If trees produced wifi we'd be planting them everywhere... ... too bad they only produce oxygen.
• It was very easy to escape from prison. The WiFi was so bad that there were zero bars on my cell.
• I made a line of soda called Bad Wifi It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing.
• So my WiFi stopped working for 2 hours today... ...Apparently I found out my parents aren't so bad after all
• I asked her, "Aren't you afraid of the big bad wolf?" She said, "No."
  I said, "Weird, the other two little pigs were."
  *
  Thankfully the ICU has great wi-fi.
• Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here.

Hack Wifi Jokes

Here is a list of funny hack wifi jokes and even better hack wifi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Never let Lizzie Borden onto your Wi-Fi network... You will get hacked.

Howlingly Hilarious Wifi Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about wifi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean network jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wifi pranks.