Wife Swap Jokes

24 wife swap jokes and hilarious wife swap puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wife swap that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Wife Swap Short Jokes

Short wife swap jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wife swap humour may include short wife affair jokes also.

  1. Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the label on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed. Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.
  2. I swapped the wrappers around on my wife's Halloween candy. She didn't appreciate the joke at all. Now she's got her Snickers in a Twix over it.
  3. I swapped my wife's chapstick with a glue stick. She still isn't speaking to me.
    Credit u/RoboRich444
  4. Looks like I'm in the doghouse again.. Last night whilst the wife was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper.
    No sense of humour whatsoever!
  5. You can buy, sell, or swap just about anything on the Gumtree website. I recently got a motorbike for my wife Good trade, would recommend, 10/10
  6. My friend and I are gonna try a "wife swap" I need golf clubs and he's hoping to get a truck
  7. Steve always thought Greg's wife was hot. Steve: How about me and you do a little wife-swapping?
    Greg: Steve, you're not married.
    Steve: C'mon man, I'll get you back later.
  8. over the weekend I've trained my wife to swap discs for me in my PS4.... what a game changer

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Wife Swap One Liners

Which wife swap one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wife swap? I can suggest the ones about sharing wife and swingers.

  1. My wife just found out I swapped our bed for a trampoline… She hit the roof.
  2. Barman: "Would you like a beer for your wife?" "That sounds like a fair swap"
  3. I went to a wife swapping party the other night. Came back with a great stereo.
  4. I swapped our double bed for a trampoline When my wife found out, she hit the roof
  5. My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls.

Wife Swap Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about wife swap you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheating wife jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wife swap pranks.

My SUV needs all 4 tires replaced at a total cost of $800. That's more than the stimulus they gave us and so the wife freaked out a little.

I told her that it's no big deal and we can just rent a SUV for a day and it would only cost $50.
She said I was an idiot and that we would need an SUV for more then 24 hours.
Then I explained to her that it's more then enough time for me to swap the tires.

I went to a car dealership with my wife

We were intending to swap our old Ford to a newer one. The salesman sees us climb out of our car, comes up and says: "Is that an e**...?"
Me: "No this is my wife"

Season ticket

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
"Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," he said.
"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."
"Season's more than half over," he said.

My wife an I were sat watching a documentary about plastic surgery earlier..

"Oo, I'd love a bit of that." She said, dreamily. "It'd be great to step out with a different shaped nose."
So I've swapped the doormat for a rake.

An old man dies.

His wife takes him to the f**... home, and the director tells her "Do you have any special request?"
The wife says "Well, yes. As you can see he is wearing a black suit. He loved blue. Please, not matter the cost, get him a blue suit."
"No problem", the f**... director says.
The day after, the wife walks in and sees the husband in a perfect, tailor made blue suit.
"That's perfect!" she says. "How much do I owe you?"
"Oh, nothing", the director responds.
"Why nothing? It surely must have cost something!"
"See, yesterday another woman whose husband had died came in. He was the same size and same height as your husband, and was wearing a blue suit. She wanted a black suit on her husband.
So, I did the logical thing, and swapped the heads".

The UFO landed in the trailer park... front of Mr. and Mrs. Willfart, relaxing in their lawn chairs. They all started talking about their cultural differences etc. until they came to s**.... Offering to swap "wives", the woman was lead off by the male alien. After starting, the alien asked "Is it good?". Mrs. Willfart replies "I wish it was just a bit longer". The alien says "Just tug on my right ear until it's as long as you like". She does so, and miraculously, his shlong grows to 8 inches. He then asks if it's satisfactory. "Can you make it thicker?" she asks timidly. The alien says "Just tug on my left ear, it'll get as thick as you like". She does so, and she's in heaven. After the aliens leave, Mr. Willfart asks his wife "How did you like the alien s**...?". "It was fantastic!", she replied. "How did you like the s**... with the alien woman?". He looked downcast, and said "It was OK, I guess, but she kept trying to rip my ears off!".