Wife Divorced Jokes

Funniest Wife Divorced Short Jokes

Short wife divorced jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wife divorced humour may include short married divorced jokes also.

1. My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.... We didn't see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.
2. my wife left me because i'm obssesed with africa kenya believe it?
   and we have two kids together, this divorce is ghana be so hard on them
3. There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon.
   They're great for separating independent Clauses.
4. Husband: "I want a divorce... My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months"
   Lawyer: "Think about it once again.Wives like that are hard to find."
5. I divorced my wife because she was too loud in bed. I could hear her from two houses down the street.
6. I beat my wife and she immediately divorced me. Some people take monopoly way too seriously.
7. My wife divorced me because I accidentally put it in the wrong hole fair enough it was her sister's but still...
8. I'm going through a divorce at the moment, and my soon to be ex-wife said she is going to make sure my bank balance is going to be $0. That's nice of her, paying off all my debt.
9. My wife told me she wanted a divorce for Valentine's Day I told her I hadn't planned on spending that much.
10. My wife has told me she wants a divorce because there's another man. I hate to lose her… …but I just love him more…

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Wife Divorced One Liners

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1. I like to sleep with a fan on me at night. It's why I'm divorcing my wife to join a band
2. I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife... He needed space.
3. My Mexican wife divorced me. Now she's my Latinx
4. I just married again after a divorce... It was a wife changing experience.
5. What did the jedi tell his ex wife? May divorce be with you.
6. I divorced my wife and bought a horse... I'm finally in a stable relationship.
7. My wife divorced me because I'm a weatherman. That wasn't what I predicted
8. My ex-wife was a great housekeeper When we got divorced she kept the house
9. My wife filed for divorce because I am a weather reporter. That was not what I predicted
10. A circus clown was having sex with his wife The judge agreed to a divorce
11. The Rock is divorcing his wife.. Because she takes him for granite.
12. I had to divorce my wife when I went blind. I just couldn't see myself with her anymore.
13. I managed to lose 245lbs of unsightly flesh... Divorced the wife.
14. Why did Bill Gates' wife divorce him? Because, he was always microsoft in bed.
15. Why did the geologist get divorced? He took his wife for granite.

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