The Best 15 Wierd Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wierd jokes. There are some wierd fishy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wierd technique puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wierd Jokes and Puns

When I was in high school, my dad f*cked my teacher repeatedly for better grades in my math class.

Thank god im homeschooled or that could have been wierd

Hear me out!!

Is it wierd how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how wierd it is?

Three guys go to a ski lodge but there isn't enough room so they have to share a bed...

The next morning, at breakfast, the guy who slept on the right says

_"I had a dream I got a handjob last night_"

The guy who slept on the left says

_"Wierd! I had the same dream!"_

The guy who slept in the middle says

_"I dreamt I was skiing"_

Wierd joke, Three guys go to a ski lodge but there isn't enough room so they have to share a bed...

People say that there is always one wierd person on the bus, but I don't get it.

I travel by bus everyday and I never see any wierd people. Everyone looks normal. It doesn't matter how long I stare at them.

I finally watched that Netflix sci-fi show that everyone is watching...

I keep hearing from everyone that it's a very wierd show, but to be honest, I've seen stranger things.


My my wife said she was leaving me because of my wierd obsession with Marvel characters.

I said, please Yondu that.

Working at a nudist colony is wierd. I just got sacked...

And it came with a raise

Wierd joke, Working at a nudist colony is wierd. I just got sacked...

An army general had to fire his secretary after sleeping together and things got wierd

He gave her an honorable discharge

Why did tigger smell wierd?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

I have a wierd talent where i can identify what's inside a wrapped present

Its a Gift!

I have this wierd irrational fear of two letter words.

I get extremely scared just thinking about it.

You can explore wierd typist reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean wierd weirdly dad jokes. There are also wierd puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


So I saw a couple of asians doing sign language

I thought it was wierd because sign language is supposed to be for deaf people.

What do you get when you mix 50 Cent and 2 Chainz?

A wierd cheap necklace

Is it wierd

... that I enjoy eating raw liver while watching the surgery channel?

What did one vector say to another vector standing next to it?

You're wierd.

The other vector asks why

The original vector says you're not normal to me

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wierd bizarre jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wierd eerie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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