Wiener Jokes

Funniest Wiener Short Jokes

Short wiener jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wiener humour may include short wurst jokes also.

1. They said my wiener would be like one inch long in cold water. So I took a cold bath, but sadly my wiener didn't get any bigger. :(
2. (Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!
3. What do you get when you cross a dachshund with a Pit Bull? A Wiener-Pit, just like your mom.
4. Does anyone have a recipe for sausage and apples? I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a wiener in cider.
5. What happened when the sausage came in first? An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
6. An Irish pirate with a 12 inch wiener walks into a bar and the bartender says "I don't even know how to label you!"
7. My Friend: I have an Irish Wiener, its magically delicious. *I turn around and say* And it's small, like a leprechaun.
8. What happens when you take a Daschund from its mother? You wiener away....
   Ok, I'll leave now.
9. What's it called when you put a wiener dog in a box, close it, and when you open it there are two? A paradachshund
10. The Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile got pulled over for speeding The driver was charged with a misde-wiener

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Wiener One Liners

Which wiener one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wiener? I can suggest the ones about hot dog and hamburger.

1. Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog? It was an Oscar Wiener
2. What did Abraham Lincoln names his wiener? The Lincoln Log!
3. If my wiener was a mountain... It be Mount Saint Helens
4. What did the wiener dog say to the Doberman? Go ahead I'll ketchup, I mustard.
5. What do you call an empty Dachshund? A Hollow Wiener.
6. What happens when a wiener encounters puberty? A 21 month federal prison sentence.
7. Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.
8. Germany... World cup wiener
9. what do you call a dachshund/doberman mix? a wiener pinscher
   how have I not heard this?
10. My wiener keeps hitting the toilet bowl. So does my bowls.
11. I took a horse tranquilizer the other day, my wiener fell asleep.
12. What did the hotdog say when it won the race? Im the wiener.
13. How did Betty Crocker get pregnate The pillsbury doughboy forgot to wear a wiener wrap
14. IAmA dachshund owner... ...Ask me about my wiener!
15. I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment.

Wiener Dog Jokes

Here is a list of funny wiener dog jokes and even better wiener dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Wiener Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about wiener you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bratwurst jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wiener pranks.