The Best 11 Wiener Dog Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wiener Dog jokes. There are some wiener dog jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wiener dog puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wiener Dog Jokes and Puns

Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog?

Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

One day, Hot Dog Bun Boy came home from school...

His mother saw him come in looking pretty glum and asked, "What's the matter Hot Dog Bun Boy? Did something happen?"

Hot Dog Bun Boy replied, "I was in my history class and it's so frustrating that there are no lessons at all about Hot Dog Buns like us! It's so unfair!"

The mother came up to Hot Dog Bun Boy and gave him a consoling hug. She then said, "I know son, it's not fair. But in the end, history is written by the wieners."

(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs !

Because you know how to make a wiener stand!

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He was told to get a long little doggy...

What did the wiener dog say to the Doberman?

Go ahead I'll ketchup, I mustard.

What's it called when you put a wiener dog in a box, close it, and when you open it there are two?

A paradachshund

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.

What do you call a black wiener dog?


A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog

some told him to get a long little doggy.

Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog...

The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister.

You can explore wiener dog reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean wiener dog dad jokes. There are also wiener dog puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wiener dog jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wiener dog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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