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Wielding Jokes

8 wielding jokes and hilarious wielding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wielding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What kind of sword does a dueling priest wield?

A Rapier

Samurai wielding sword: now we fight to the death

**Me, nervously clicking pen:** t-they better be right about this

Probably unoriginal, thought of this over dinner

What do you call a hypothetical situation where two men in wheelchairs, wielding guns face each other, ready to fire?
Well you can't call it a stand-off, that's for sure.

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed...

Did you hear that a mob boss was killed in a rice field by assailants wielding small figurines?
Police are saying it's the first recorded instance of a knick knack patty whack.

Can a ninja really wield a star?

Shuriken

What do you call a Jamaican spear wielding man?

Pokey Mon

My wife ran inside terrified after throwing rocks and cursing at the people walking towards our house wielding chainsaws this morning...

Can anyone recommend another gardening company?

Gamers say video games don't encourage violence.

Yet this new Star Wars Battlefront has got everyone wielding pitchforks.


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