Wielding Jokes
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What kind of sword does a dueling priest wield?
A Rapier
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Samurai wielding sword: now we fight to the death
**Me, nervously clicking pen:** t-they better be right about this
Probably unoriginal, thought of this over dinner
What do you call a hypothetical situation where two men in wheelchairs, wielding guns face each other, ready to fire?
Well you can't call it a stand-off, that's for sure.
Did you hear that a mob boss was killed...
Did you hear that a mob boss was killed in a rice field by assailants wielding small figurines?
Police are saying it's the first recorded instance of a knick knack patty whack.
What do you call a Jamaican spear wielding man?
Pokey Mon
My wife ran inside terrified after throwing rocks and cursing at the people walking towards our house wielding chainsaws this morning...
Can anyone recommend another gardening company?
Gamers say video games don't encourage violence.
Yet this new Star Wars Battlefront has got everyone wielding pitchforks.
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I like cutting up broccoli because...
It makes me feel like a giant, wielding a tiny anime sword, cutting down tiny trees..
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