Widen Jokes
7 widen jokes and hilarious widen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about widen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeky Widen Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
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A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and sees h**.... He asks if he can sit with him and ask him some questions, h**... obliges. After a while the man works up the courage to ask more serious questions.
"How many people did you kill?" asks the man.
"Six million jews and one birthday clown" h**... answers.
The man's eyes widen.
"Why the clown?" the man asked, after a long period of silence.
h**... laughs. "I was only joking. See, nobody cares about the Jews!"
Bedtime joke
One night I tucked my son in bed, and he wanted me to tell him a joke.
Tell you what, let's each try to think up a word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'uck.' His eyes widen to the size of saucers.
Let's see, I continue... I've got 'Firetruck,' what do you got?
I joined a f**... club today...
I really want to widen the circle of my friends.
An alcoholic sees a blonde nurse
An alcoholic walks into a nurses office. The blonde nurse asks "What seems to be the problem?". So the alcoholic says "I've been having a rough, scratchy feeling in my t**... lately". She asks "Well that do you mostly eat and drink?". He replies "Mostly scotch". The alcoholic sees the nurses' eyes widen in shock and judgement, and in a reflex of dismissal he adds "On the rocks though". Her mood quickly shifts from shock to anger and says "WELL THERES' YOUR PROBLEM! STOP DRINKING ROCKS, s**...!".
My wife told me she wanted to widen her range of action.
So I expanded the kitchen.
I just went through airport security and at the Rapiscan I was told to widen my stance and pull up my pants
I guess the TSA is afraid of bat wings and sagging
Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.
As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"
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