Wide Receiver Jokes
33 wide receiver jokes and hilarious wide receiver puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wide receiver that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Wide Receiver Short Jokes
Short wide receiver jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wide receiver humour may include short quarterback jokes also.
- Did you hear about the Football player that went to Prison? He went in as a tight end, but left a wide receiver.
- Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL. But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.
- You know what they say about prison... You go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver
- What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
- I can't believe there are not more anti vaxxer wide receivers. They will catch everything you throw at them.
- Sometimes, like a quarterback, you have to make tough calls. You want to make a play with the tight end but have to end up throwing to the wide receiver.
- PSU Why do you all these young players seem to be coming in as tight ends and leaving as wide receivers?
- Q: If you have a car containing a Oregon Ducks wide receiver a Oregon Ducks linebacker, and a Oregon Ducks defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop. - Did you hear Aaron Hernandez killed himself in prison? I guess he couldn't Handle going from a tight end to a wide receiver after all...
- My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges. But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver.
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Wide Receiver One Liners
Which wide receiver one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wide receiver? I can suggest the ones about tight end and wide web.
- Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers
- A tight end went to jail He came back a wide receiver
- What do you call a couple of nuns and a blonde? Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
- Why did Aaron Hernandez kill himself? Because he hated being the wide receiver.
- Who's the best wide receiver in the Dune universe? Feyd Rautha
- I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver.
Ridiculous Wide Receiver Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about wide receiver you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean football player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wide receiver pranks.
Two young men from up in Minnesota were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
Ole says to the Sven "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"
Sven replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"
Ole says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.”
Sven smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too."
Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?"
Ole replies, "No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
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j**... Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach...
... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers.
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The Pope visits Las Vegas
The Pope was making a widely publicised and controversial visit to Las Vegas. His publicity advisors warned him that the trip would be fraught with risks, but the holy man insisted that the gambling capital of the world was exactly the kind of place that the church should be trying to spread its message. After a long flight, the Pope stepped off the plane to find himself face to face with a horde of television cameras and newspaper journalists. One eager young news hound t**... a microphone at the Pope and asked, "Pope, what is your opinion of the large numbers of brothels in this city?" Mindful of the warnings he'd received from his advisors, he thought carefully for a second and replied tactfully, "Are there any brothels in this city?" The next day he was distraught to see the newspaper's headline which read "Pope's first question: 'Are there any brothels in this city?'"
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I used to play football for j**... Sandusky.
I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver.
So I think I am finally starting to understand American Football..
You get the other guy to the ground.
You go for the touch down.
Grab his ball.
Do a quick turnover.
Go in for the score.
And turn that tight end to the wide receiver.
It all makes sense now.
Aaron Hernandez maybe entering prison as a tight end...
But he will be leaving as a wide receiver.
A woman is fed up with receiving lame birthday presents from her husband...
So, two weeks before her birthday, she tells her husband "You always get me the worst presents when my birthday rolls around. Well, this year had better be different. When I wake up in two weeks, there had better be something in the driveway that will go from O to 200 in less than 60 seconds!"
A week and 6 days pass, and the woman goes to bed, trembling with excitement as she imagines what the her husband has gotten her. The next morning, she wakes up early, and notices her husband is already missing from the bed. So, she rushes downstairs.
Her husband is already at the door, holding it open for her, a wide smile upon his face. She squeals with excitement, runs out the door, straight to the driveway....
Where she finds a bathroom scale, complete with a bow on top.
Their divorce was finalized 3 months later.
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Nuns and prostitutes
What do you call 2 nuns and a p**... playing football? Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
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So what do you call a group of two prostitutes and a nun?
Two wide receivers and a tight end.
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Two young r**... were looking at a Sears catalogue and admiring the models.
Earl says to the Bubba, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?"
Bubba replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"
Earl says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one."
Bubba smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I'll get one too."
Three weeks later, Bubba asks his friend Earl, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalogue?"
Earl replies, "No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
An offensive joke
A quarterback, a running back, a fullback, a wide receiver, a tight end, a left tackle, a left guard, a center, a right tackle, a right guard, a striker, an attacking midfielder, a left wing skater, a center, a right wing skater, a point guard, a shooting guard, a small forward and a designated hitter all walk into a bar