Wicker Jokes
26 wicker jokes and hilarious wicker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wicker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover some of the funniest wicker jokes around! From jokes about bear-shaped wicker stools to circular wicker sandboxes, get ready to laugh at these hilarious wicker-themed puns.
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Funniest Wicker Short Jokes
Short wicker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wicker humour may include short wreath jokes also.
- Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch... One turns to the other and says, "I say old boy, have you read marx?"
The other says, "Yes, I believe it's these wicker chairs." - Two nudists philosophers were sitting around when one of them asked the other, "Have you read Marx?" The other one replied "Yes, I think it's the wicker furniture".
- Two nudist socialists are sitting on a porch. The first one asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The second one replies, "Yes, I think it's these wicker chairs." - I was weaving dangerously in the middle of the road this morning… I really should find a safer place to finish this wicker basket…
- Two old men sat in a library and one asked the other have you read Marx? I think it comes from sitting on these wicker chairs for too long he replied
- Two old men are sitting on the deck of a cruise ship… The first one asks, Have you read Marx?
The other one replies, Yes. I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs. - nudist camp for intellectuals 2 people at a nudist camp for intellectuals, one says to the other "have you read Marx?"
The 2nd say "yes, because of these wicker chairs" - What's the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box? A wicker basket is one of those baskets that you put flowers in, and a wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to his girlfriend.
- A historian and an economist are sitting on the porch of a nudist colony... The historian asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The economist replies, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs." - A philosopher and a historian are at a nudist camp The philosopher says to the historian "have you read Marx?" The historian replies "yes I think it's these wicker chairs"
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Wicker One Liners
Which wicker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wicker? I can suggest the ones about hickory and crick.
- I ate a box of Triscuits and gave birth to a wicker basket.
- The psychiatrist was excited to receive a wicker attache. He always wanted a basket case.
- What kind of baskets do DJ's like the most? Wicker wicker wicker
- what was the last thing that went though Jane Wicker's mind? The ground
Cheerful Fun Wicker Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about wicker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wand jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wicker pranks.
Two communists are sitting together at a nudist colony.
One turns to the other and asks Have you read Marx? The second replies yes, it's these d**... wicker chairs!
A joke my Dad made up (says lots bout Dad): A philosopher and a nudist are at a beach resort...
The philosopher asks the nudist, "have you read marx? And the nudist replies, "why, yes! But I think it's the wicker chairs."
What's the difference between a wicker basket and wicker box?
Wicker basket is what Little Red Riding Hood carried to Grandma's house.
Wicker box is what Elmer Fudd does to his girlfriend on special occasions.
Two nudists are sitting on the porch
Two older nudist men are sitting on the porch, having a discussion about communism. One man turns and says, "Have you read Marx?"
The other man replies, "Yes, I believe it's these wicker chairs."
Two guys walk into a bar
A philosopher and a physician walk into a fabulous tiki beach bar in Florida and both order drinks. After a while the philosopher addresses the physician, "Have you read Marx?" The physician replies, "Yes, I blame these wicker bar stools."
Two sociologists are sitting by the pool
One turns to the other and asks; "Have you read Marx?"
To which he replies;
"Yes, it's these d**... wicker chairs."
Communist Nudists
These two guys were sitting outside at a nudist colony. After talking for a while, they discovered they were both believers in Communism.
The first one said to the other
"You seem very familiar with this. Have you read Marx?"
To which the second replied, "Yes, and I think it's from sitting in these wicker chairs!"
Two older men are sitting at a communist nudist colony...
Two older men are sitting at a communist nudist colony.
One asks the other, "Hey, have you read Marx?"
The other man replies, "Yeah, I think it's from these wicker chairs."
Two history professors are visiting a nudist camp.
"Excuse me," says one to the other. "But have you read Marx?"
"Yes, the second replied. "I think it's these d**... wicker chairs."
A philosopher and a political scientist are drinking lemonade on a porch in a nudist colony. The philosopher says, "I suppose you've read Marx?"
The political scientist replies, "Yes! It's these darn wicker chairs!"
A couple of gentlemen were sitting by the pool at a nudist colony. One of them was reading "Mein Kampf". "Have you read Marx too?", asks one.
"Yes", replies the other, "but I think it's the wicker chairs.".
