Wick Jokes

Funniest Wick Short Jokes

Short wick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wick humour may include short ward jokes also.

1. Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure. I said I wasn't too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody.
2. Why is it difficult to have a cool relationship with a candle? Because a candle is WICKED.
3. I have been trying to understand why my candle has such bad insomnia... ...guess there is no rest for the wicked.
4. What do John Wick and mathematicians have in common? They can work out any problem with a pencil
5. My Dad tried twisting the wicks of a handful of firecrackers together and accidentally pulled them out. I told him to stop and not try to fix them, it wasn't safe. He refused two.
6. What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common? They both keep you from getting to the ball!
7. Jesus promised the end of wicked people. Thor promised the end of frost giants. I don't see many frost giants.
8. Never bring a knife to a gun fight... Unless you're John Wick, in that case bring a pencil.
9. On the first date I had with my girlfriend, she whispered into my ear that she worked really well with wood. ;) So I have a pretty wicked birdhouse now.
10. Wicked people in the Old Testament didn't drink milk We know this because the wicked were always visited with utter destruction.

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Wick One Liners

Which wick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wick? I can suggest the ones about wright and wand.

1. Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked.
2. What does a Boston terrier sound like? Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.
3. I got fired from the candle factory Told them I didn't want to work wick ends
4. What do you call a candle with guns? John Wick
5. What do you call a wicked doctor from the Middle Ages? Med evil!
6. What happens if John Wick is recast? Keanu Leaves
7. John Wick stabbed a guy in the shoulder. He was left with a bad shoulder blade.
8. Why do witches like candles so much? Because they're wicked!
9. What do John Wick and Eminem have in common? They both kill people with a pencil.
10. Where does Keanu Reeves go to do his research? Wick-ipedia
11. What's a Bostonian's favorite musical? Wicked.
12. Do you know why COVID-19 doesn't infect dogs? The virus did its research on John Wick.
13. My band is wicked sick. We all caught the flu.
14. What did John Wick do when his dog was killed? He went WICKO MODE
15. What time does the wicked witch have her clocks set to? Greenwich mean time.

Silly Wick Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about wick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean witch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wick pranks.