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Wiccan Jokes

3 wiccan jokes and hilarious wiccan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wiccan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Wiccan Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good wiccan joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why did the guy have to break up with his triplet Wiccan girlfriend?

He couldn't tell which witch was which.

TIL that Neopagans love "Safety Dance"

I say, Wiccan dance, Wiccan dance
Everything is out of control
Wiccan dance, Wiccan dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
Wiccan dance, Wiccan dance
Everybody look at your hands
Wiccan dance, Wiccan dance
Everybody's taking the chance

I wanted to describe my girlfriend's aesthetic, but "big tiddy goth gf" seemed too disrespectful.

So now I say she's a wiccan thick'n ready for a dickin'.


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