The Best 35 Why The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Why The Chicken Cross The Road jokes. There are some why the chicken cross the road jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these why the chicken cross the road puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Why The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes and Puns

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To take a photo in front of a church.

Why did Bill Barr gas protestors?

So the chicken could cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

Why did the pig cross the road?

Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!


My cute younger brother's contribution.

Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his friend the dummy.

M: Knock knock

Y: Who's there

M: Your friend the chicken!

[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]

Turkey cross the road

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours.

It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

Ok my 4 year old came up with this one, not sure he really understands how clever it is though... Why did the Dragon Cross the Road?

He wanted to eat some chicken.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove to everyone he wasn't chicken

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A chicken walks up to a duck that's considering crossing the road.

Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.

Knock !!!!

My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.

daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know.

daughter: She was going to visit the dummy.

Me: ?

daughter: Knock, knock

Me: Who's there?

daughter: The Chicken

Me: :/

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find people who care about its cake day.

TIL The chicken crossing the road jokes real meaning

To get to the other side was also a comment on the afterlife, as in the "other side" as in knowing he'd die crossing the road. I'm 37, heard this joke so many times, and not once put this together till now. /mind blown

Why did the duck cross the road?

Waiter:"I don't know and I don't care, how exactly do you plan to pay for the meal you just bought Mr.Chicken?"

Chicken:"Just put it on my bill."

Waiter:"You don't have a bill..."

Chicken:"No bill? oh you shouldn't have, I'll see myself out!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.

as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.

The other day I decided to grill a chicken for supper.

I grilled it for over TWO HOURS, but it still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The road betrayed it first.


The best Knock Knock joke

Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Dad- "Why"

Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"

Dad- "That's stupid"

Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"

Dad- "Who's there"

Me- "The chicken :)"

My nieces joke

I was telling my little niece some jokes, and she loved them and started making up her own, but she doesn't quite understand how jokes work yet.
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
Her: LIGHT BULB!

A joke I am stealing from a little girl

Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me: ???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket?
Also, Why did the chicken cross the road?
[He was in the bucket](/spoiler)

A chicken joke

Son: Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know. Why?

Son: To get to the ugly man's house.

Me: Hmm...

Son: Knock! Knock!

Me: Who's there?

Son: The Chicken!

Me: You're no son of mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Me:I don't know why?
6: He didnt, he got hit by a truck!

I grilled a chicken

I grilled a chicken today for half the day......

And I still don't know why he crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The road was inanimate and couldn't cross the chicken.

My daughter pulled this on her aunt

Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aunt: I don't know. Why?

Her: To get to the old lady's house

Aunt: ???

Her: Knock knock

Aunt: Who's there?

Her: The chicken

Why did the depressed chicken crossed the road?

To get to the other sigh.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots house.

Knock , knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

I saw Usain Bolt sprinting around the track shouting, "Why did the chicken cross the road!?"

It was a running joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To bock traffic.
(A kid I work with told this to me with the biggest grin on their face, I had a laugh and felt the need to share this.)

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He was still stuck to the chicken.

Why did the farmer cross the road?

To get his chicken back.


(Credit goes to my little sister. Did this one when she was eight. She's a legend.)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens were not invented yet

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