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Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today?
Because they had to go home and change first.
Why was the anti-vaxxer's 4 year old child crying?
Midlife crisis
"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because donald trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"
"Mister President, we've been over this..."
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?
Because Ubisoft is in France.
If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on.
I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"
Why will the congress never impeach Trump?
Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.
Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings?
Because it's always too soon.
^(i feel bad)
Why is every gender equality officer female?
Because it is cheaper.
Joke from my 12 year old why do you never see elephants hiding in tree?
Because they're so good at it!
Please don't ban me
6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because he needed 3² meals a day.
Why are people complaining,what EA did was great!
I mean, you've got to give them credit.
When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a c**... during s**....
All the slide were just pictures of me.
I asked my mum "How much is a couple?"
"2 or 3" she replied.
Probably explains why her marriage collapsed.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands
You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old
Why was my post removed
Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?"
"Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter !"
"Thanks dad !"
"No problem Alan"
A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new home.
As they are u**... for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants.
"Here, try these on," he says.
"What? Why?" she says.
"Just put them on," he insists.
"They're way too big," she says. "I can't wear those."
"That's right," he says. "I wear the pants in this marriage. Don't you forget it."
"Got it," she says, slipping off her p**... and handing them to him. "Here, try these on."
He holds them up and sees how tiny they are.
"Are you kidding?" he says. "I can't get into your p**...!"
"That's right. And that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes."
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
Why do the election results take so long?
It's a race between two 70+ year old men. What do you expect?
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It's bec..."
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why.
He said "inflation"
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Why Do Women Jokes
Here is a list of funny why do women jokes and even better why do women puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Disclaimer: This is just a joke, i do not condone the practice of mixing whiskey with coke. - I like my women like I like my coffee I've never had coffee but it smells really nice
- After my wife died I couldn't look at women for 20 years But when I got out of prison, it was totally worth it
- A Roman soldier is bragging to his friend: 'You'll never guess with how many women I've slept!' 'Mmm?'
'Not that many!' - I like my women like I like my slaves Educated and free.
- My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what... She couldn't do either!
- I like my women like I like my passwords Short and insecure
- How many trans women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, and you don't even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl, and she'll brighten up the room instantly.
- What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas? The Taliban requires women to wear masks
- The women I meet in bars have the WORST pickup lines... They're like, "Hey, what's your friends name?" Never works on me ladies.
Why Did The Mexican Jokes
Here is a list of funny why did the mexican jokes and even better why did the mexican puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A man crosses the Mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family. Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.
- What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.
- "Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church. But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
- Why did the Mexican take a Xanax? For hispanic attacks
- Did you ever hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives
- How does every Mexican joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
- Why do only 2 Mexicans cross the border at a time? Because the sign says no trespassing.
- Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same.... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal...
- Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? Because the sign says No Tres passing
- A Black Guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim holding a Gay Chicken Walk Into a Bar Bartender says, "We don't do jokes in here."
The chicken says, "Come on guys I know a place across the street."
Why Did The Chicken Jokes
Here is a list of funny why did the chicken jokes and even better why did the chicken puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon today I'll let you know.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of a rotten banana or whatever.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To take a photo in front of a church.
- They say you are what you eat... today I bought some ready to eat chicken and sure enough I was ready to eat chicken.
- Why did Bill Barr gas protestors? So the chicken could cross the road
- A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken
- My favorite Dad joke, because it's my cake day. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan. - What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
- I used my stimulus check to buy baby chickens Money for nothing, and the chicks for free
Why Polish Jokes
Here is a list of funny why polish jokes and even better why polish puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I have a Polish friend who is an audio engineer and a Czech one too. Czech one too.
- I told a girl, "you look great without glasses" She said, "but I don't wear glasses."
I replied, while polishing my lenses, "yeah, but I do." - The other day I told a girl, "You look great without glasses." Girl: "I don't wear glasses."
Me, while polishing my lenses: "No, but I do." - What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? a new last name
- What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole.
- I'm not racist but I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV and I thought "that's mine".
But then I realized mine is home, polishing my shoes. - A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish.
- Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar. I mean, she always said she wanted... ...a night in, shining armor.
- What's the cleanest language in the world? Polish
- I ran my car into a pole late last night The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don't speak polish so I just kept driving