The Best 5 Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road jokes. There are some why did the turtle cross the road jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these why did the turtle cross the road puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road Jokes and Puns

A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails.

When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, I don't know. It all happened so fast.

A mugged turtle..

A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, I don't know. It all happened so fast.

A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.)

If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit?
Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie.

You would think that I would eventually learn

That not everyone is grateful when you try to help them. I was driving the other day and saw an old guy trying to cross the road. I pulled over, turned on my blinkers and went to assist the fellow. This guy turned around, and came after me, and tried to bite me. Snapping turtles are a hell of a lot faster when they are mad.

*True story from a couple years ago*

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!


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