The Best 9 Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road jokes. There are some why did the turkey cross the road jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these why did the turkey cross the road puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road Jokes and Puns

Turkey cross the road

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove to everyone he wasn't chicken

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn't a chicken

Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?

To prove that he wasn't chicken.

Why did Turkey cross the road

To invade Byzantium of course, the Turks were vicious when it came to invasion.


Cross the Road... Fat Turkey

Why did the fat turkey cross the road?

Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?

A: To get hit by my car.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he's in my belly and he has to go where ever I go from now on...

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off!

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