Whos There Jokes

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Funniest Whos There Short Jokes

Short whos there jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whos there humour may include short wheres jokes also.

1. Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel
   *sits there laughing to self*
   ...so lonely..
2. A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out "WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"
   A few moments later, a man in the back yells back "YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!".
3. Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms
   knock knock
   whos there?
   not sally
4. control freak me: knock knock
   you: whos there?
   me: control freak.....now this is the part where you say "control freak who?"
5. knock knock knock knock
   whos there?
   ya
   ya who?
   why are you excited?
   ​
   knock knock
   whos there?
   woo
   woo who?
   
   why are you still so excited???
6. You hear about the former inmate whos training to become a magician? Hes really getting his act together...
7. Did you hear about the long tailed game bird whos boyfriend suddenly proposed to her? She was pheasantly surprised
8. I called my wife on the way home, I said when I get there I want you to do something freaky to me. You know what she said? "whos this?"
9. Bees actual name From Canada: Canadian bee
   From USA: US bee
   Not mine, dont know whos though
10. Friend - Do you know someone whos expert in multiplayer game ? Me - Yeah, wait !!! *Calls my ex*.

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Whos There One Liners

Which whos there one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whos there? I can suggest the ones about whomever and dinner guest.

1. Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!
2. Knock knock Whos there?
   It's Hawaii.
   Hawaii who?
   Im fine thank you.
3. Whos squidwards favorite rapper FUUUUUUTTTUUURRREEEEE
4. i have a friend whos saying is love thy neighbor he lives next door to a brothel
5. What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked? Carlos-t
6. Knock knock Whos there?
   Fozzy
   Fozzy who?
   Fozzy last time will you let me in?
7. A tree falls in the forest and kills a baby, whos fault is it? The lumberjack
8. Whos the most popular person in a hospital? The Ultrasound guy.
9. Megans mom had four children April,May,June whos the last child? Megan
10. Whos the biggest lightweight Hydrogen
11. There's a mexican and a dark skin guy, Whos driving? The cop
12. What do you call an Asian lady whos in poverty? A-Poor-Ling
13. What do you call someone whos obviously trans? You call them Transparent.
14. Nock Nock Whos there?
    Boo.
    Boo Who?
    Why are you crying?
15. What do you call a mix-race kid whos really good at basketball? Duncan Onyu

Delightful Fun Whos There Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about whos there you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean someones jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whos there pranks.