Then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?
I said, "I'll just have one please".
She said "It's OK, you don't have to be polite."
"Alright, I'll just have one then, you stupid whore".
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
Whore Crocs
(I'm sorry)
What an attention whore.
Husband answers: "Where is that son of a bitch?"
A whore will have sex with anybody, a bitch will have sex with anybody except you.
She was a real attention whore.
The Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen
One has a cunning array of stunts.
His whore Monica.
They were both almost done when the barber reached for the aftershave when the first man said Don't put that shit on me‚ my wife will think I've been in a whore house.
The other man then turned to his barber and said you can put it on me ‚ my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like.
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Just look at me!
About 10 Mennonite.
If her vagina had a password it'd be password
There's a whore house at the top of a hill. There is a man walking up the hill, a man walking down the hill, and a man at the whore house. What are their nationalities?
The man walking up the hill --he's Russian, the man walking down the hill -- he's Finnish, the man at the whore house -- Himalayan
A total attention whore.
A whore is open about how they fuck people for money.
... He punches up the fuckline.
Brothel Sprouts
He said that I might see something there that I shouldn't see.
When I turned 18, my curiosity got the better of me, and I went to a whore house. And I did see something I shouldn't see: I saw my dad there.
Two more contests Hillary will win.
Well, I can't play the fucking Piano but am I bitching about it? Attention Whore...
His wife asked me, How many rolls would you like?
I said, "I'll just have one please".
She said "It's OK, you don't have to be polite."
So I said, "Alright, I'll just have one then, you stupid fucking whore".
Hodor.
A whore can wash her crack and sell it again .
"You can get a penguin" says the pimp at the front desk.
"A penguin? Sounds sweet!"
The pimp brings the man back to a room and a fine young woman walks in and tells him to drop his pants.
"Oh boy im in for a good one!"
She starts going down on him and as soon as he's about to reach climax she gets up and walks out.
"Hey, where ya goin?!?!" the man says, waddling after her with his pants around his ankles.
The sign outside said "We're closed so beat it"
Whore Shoes
A prodigal Gallant (whose penurious Mother being lately dead, had left him a plentiful Estate) one Day being on his Frolicks, quarrell'd with his Coachman, and said, you damn'd Son of a Whore, I'll kick you into Hell; to which the Coachman answer'd, *if you kick me into Hell, I'll tell your Mother how extravagantly you spend your Estate here upon Earth.*
A brothel sprout
And they are bragging to eachother about how big their pussies are.
Whore 1: My pussy is so big that i can fit my fist in!
Whore 2: Just one? My pussy is so big i can fit both my fists in!
Both whores look to the third and see that she is trying to hold herself up on the bar..
Whore 3: I think i need a wider stool..
A man walks into a whore house and asks after the madam, inquiring, "how much for a blow job"
The madam replies, "$100, but it is the best blow job of your life"
The man thinks for a moment, places $100 on the counter, unzips his fly and promptly begins to jerk off.
The madam protests, "what are you doing?"
And in reply the man states, "for $100 she isn't getting the easy one".
One day there was a Marine and a Sailor sitting next to each other getting a haircut and a shave. At the end of the shave, the barber went to go put some aftershave on the Marine. The marine stopped the barber and said skip the aftershave, I don't want to go home to my wife smelling like a whore house When the Sailor was done the barber hesitated but the Sailor said, Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what a whore house smells like .
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