The Best 16 Whore Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whore jokes. There are some whore whorehouse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whore harlot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

Whores are like a box of chocolates...

you have to pay more for the ones with cherries.

Whorehouse party

My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came.

Whore joke, Whorehouse party

What is the most whoreish profession today?

Store greeters. They let everybody 'come inside'!

no offense folks! :)

Two whores are riding a bike..

and your mom fell off.


A whorehouse got burned down today...

Some came out running, and some ran out cummimg.

I went to a whorehouse the other day...

The sign outside said "We're closed so beat it"

Whore joke, I went to a whorehouse the other day...

- Why don't you have one of your whores feed you! You go missing all night and dare to ask for breakfast!

- Miss, I've never seen a stranger waitress.

Two whores were riding a motorcycle....

... When suddenly your mom fell off

How do whores take ammunition?

Stripper clips.

Do you think whores love their mamas?

I mean, we all know how they feel about their daddies.

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Why don't whores like judges ?

Because they issue gag orders and the outcome is hard to swallow.

Why do whores wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm

two whores were riding a bike

suddenly ur mother fell off

How do whores in England charge their obese clients?

By the Pound.

What do whores and Walmart have in common?

We all make fun of them, but when we're inside one at 4am we're glad they're around.

Whore joke, What do whores and Walmart have in common?

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