Whopper Jokes

27 whopper jokes and hilarious whopper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whopper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article explores the popularity of whopper candy and its jumbo-sized jokes! With a wide range of fun puns and jokes, this article is perfect for anyone looking to add some additional jokes to their repertoire of whacker and mcnugget jokes.

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Funniest Whopper Short Jokes

Short whopper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whopper humour may include short hamburger jokes also.

  1. Did you hear burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
  2. Why didn't the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant? Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!
  3. Why does the Dairy Queen have small fries? Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!
  4. Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
  5. Burger King joke What does Burger King and my boxers have in common?
    They are both the Home Of The Whopper.
    Yes there's a burger down there.
    That is all.
  6. Apparently Dairy Queen got pregnant Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
    Sorry for the lameness, so many kids just dont get the good jokes.
  7. Apparently Burger King will be giving away free whoppers on October 13th to Special Olympians I'd be downs for that
  8. Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing? Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
  9. I just found my first gray p**... hair, and am happy and sad at the same time... Happy it was not mine, sad that I found it in my Burger King whopper.
  10. What does a McChicken, a whopper, a beefy 5-layer burrito, and an extra most bestest pizza have in common? They've all seen me n**....

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Whopper One Liners

Which whopper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whopper? I can suggest the ones about cheeseburger and burgers fries.

  1. Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper
  2. How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper
  3. How do you call it when you help someone make a hamburger? A co-whopperation.
  4. Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper.
  5. Why did everyone run out of Burger King? Somebody dropped a Whopper.
  6. What's Chris browns favorite burger? The Whopper.
  7. why did the burger queen split up with the burger queen? she couldn't handle his whopper
  8. How Burger King and Dairy Queen Have a Baby? He gave her his WHOPPER
  9. What do grammar n**... order at Burger King? Two Whoppers Junior

Burger King Whopper Jokes

Here is a list of funny burger king whopper jokes and even better burger king whopper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Life hack If you beat your kids at a burger king it legally changes from child a**... to a whopper jr.
Whopper joke, Life hack

Whopper Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about whopper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hamburger patty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whopper pranks.

A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...

He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"


So this guy walks into a library. He approaches the librarian and says: I'll have a double whopper, medium fries and a diet coke, please .
The librarian looks puzzled and responds: Erm, sir, you are aware that this is a library...?
The man: *whispers* sorry, so that was a double whopper, medium fries and a diet coke.

I'm giving my order at Burger King.

I ask for a Triple Whopper with cheese, and extra mayo. The 20-ish girl in line behind me says, "Do you know what that will do to your body?"
I turned and replied, "Nothing, compared to what my body will do to it."

Whopper joke, why did the burger queen split up with the burger queen?