Whoosh Jokes
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Wishing Well
English is second language.... excuse grammar
My penny went whoosh whoosh down the wishing well
I was happy. Everyone around screaming. I threw quarter down, made wish, and now everyone mad about my wife penny
A broken English speaker told a joke to a boy.
The broken English speaker, a man, told the boy a joke about a sword-fighting pirate that desperately hated the wind.
However, the boy, being so young, missed the joke.
No, no, no, said the man. Arr slash whoosh.
I was cleaning out my elderly neighbour's back garden yesterday when I came across a lamp.
I rubbed the side to give it a clean, and a genie appeared in a puff of smoke
"I'll grant you any wish for releasing me from the lamp!" he boomed.
I looked up and noticed a passenger jet in the sky. In need of a holiday, I said "I wish I was on that plane."
With a whoosh, my wish was granted.
Ten minutes later, I landed at Birmingham Airport.
My friends left me because they think I'm addicted to onomatopoeia.
With a mighty WHOOSH and a BANG, they stormed out of my front door!
If a joke's over your head it's a "whoosh". But if a joke crashes and dies horribly,
That's a "Boeing".
Go green and cut your energy bills in half!
install a wind turbine on your head that runs on all the jokes that whoosh right over it
Checkmate, atheists.
An atheist was
rowing along in Loch Ness and WHOOSH! The Loch Ness monster rears up in front of him, hissing and ready to eat. The terrified man said, "Oh God, help me!"
An angry voice booms from the heavens, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
The atheist says, "Oh, come on! Ten seconds ago, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
According to my textbook, The old Greek currency was called Drachmae
but apparently now they use a currency called *whoosh*
Why pay £10 to watch things going bang, whoosh and wee?
Pornhub costs nothing
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