Whoops Jokes
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Funniest Whoops Short Jokes
Short whoops jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whoops humour may include short oops all jokes also.
- TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub.
- [WP] You are an assassin in wwii trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock... Whoops, wrong sub.
- Man went to the butchers and asked if he had any ox tales 'Sure' replied the butcher 'once upon a time an ox…'
Sorry messed up title should read 'ox tails' whoops - So a navy man returns to his ship after a night in port. The next morning he's shocked to find everyone speaking Russian... Whoops, wrong sub.
- TIFU by accidentally walking out with the footlong BLT of the guy ahead of me in line Whoops, wrong sub
- TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI... Whoops, wrong Serb.
- LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups. Whoops, wrong bus.
- If you ever trip in public... ...get up, laugh a little, and say, "Whoops, it's been awhile since I inhabited a body."
- TIL that a class was taught by the wrong stand in teacher and the students knowingly went along with it. Whoops, wrong sub.
- I don't get it..Travis Scott is trash, but it seems everyone is dying to see him live Whoops.
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Whoops One Liners
Which whoops one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whoops? I can suggest the ones about whoa and mistake.
- TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub.
- TIFU by hiding in poison oak Whoops, wrong shrub
- I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet Whoops, E-Daisies
- TIFU by climbing into a German U-Boat Whoops. Wrong sub.
- TIL subway workers can get fired for messing up one sandwich. Whoops, wrong sub.
- TIL that during WWII 3 U.S. submarines sank due to friendly fire. Whoops, wrong sub.
- TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus.
- I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus
- tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub
- "And they named him "Boaty McBoatface" Whoops, wrong sub
- I was just fired for making an incorrect sandwich Whoops, wrong sub
- TIFU by bathing incorrectly Whoops, wrong tub.
- TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus.
- I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub
- V V.
Whoops, lost ctrl.
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What funny jokes about whoops you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean accidentally jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whoops pranks.
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TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask
Whoops, wrong sub
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TIFU by buying an MP5K instead of a Mini-u**... from the Arms Store...
Whoops, wrong sub.
Putin denies Russian naval exercises in Finnish waters, claims that sonar readings "were misinterpreted".
Whoops, wrong sub.
A dyslexic tries to use public transportation
Whoops, wrong sub.
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I'm a d**... and I was supposed to be whipping a blonde client...but instead I whipped a brunette...
Whoops - wrong sub...
While gardening, I accidently unearthed a tulip bulb.
"Whoops." I said "Sorry bud."
Tragic sewing accident kills woman and three children...
Whoops, wrong thread.
Michael Jackson was always a kid inside
Whoops, I mean he was always inside a kid.
Ellen pao
Punchline is in the title whoops
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A man walks into a bar, and is torn apart in seconds.
Whoops, sorry. Bear\*
TIFU by feeding my mogwai after midnight
Whoops, wrong sub.
By the way, if you see one, just throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds.
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TIFU by cheating on my k**... girlfriend.
Whoops, wrong sub!
A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus.
Whoops, wrong sub.
I tried selling a speaker to my friend, but I accidentally sold him the wrong one.
Whoops, wrong sub
What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher?
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIL the British used U-boats
Whoops, wrong sub
TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers.
Whoops, wrong sub.
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I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a b**... session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU in math class by saying 'subduct' instead of 'subtract'
whoops, wrong sub
TIFU by walking into the class of the wrong substitute teacher
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12" instead of your 8", you get fireworks.
Whoops. Wrong sub.
TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIL that .15% of subway sandwiches are made incorrectly on the first try
Whoops sorry sir, wrong sub!
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What did the d**... say after she spanked the wrong s**...?
Whoops, wrong sub
Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice
Whoops! Wrong sub.
TIFU by sending my weakest player onto the field
Whoops, wrong sub
TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face
whoops wrong scrub
I don't want Hillary to become the first f president.
Whoops, meant to say female but the "emale" got deleted!
[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest...
Whoops, wrong thread.
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I started cheating on my wife for better b**...
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by stealing my nurse's outfit.
Whoops, wrong scrub.
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TIFU by whipping the wrong person at the b**... club.
Whoops, wrong sub.
How do you say "whoops" in German?
World War 2
IAmA dyslexic government computer programmer, AMA!
Whoops, wrong usb.
TIFU by giving someone the wrong sandwich at a deli
Whoops, wrong sub
TIFU by eating someone else's sandwich.
Whoops. Wrong sub.
TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich!
Whoops, wrong sub.
As a dyslexic, I often misread numbers on public transport and get home late
Whoops, wrong bus
I ate my brother's salami sandwich instead of my pepperoni.
Whoops, wrong sub.
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[BDSM] The other day I came home and found a man t**... on my bed that didn't look like my boyfriend.
Whoops, wrong sub.
Today the principal at my school incorrectly let go of our school's cherished relief teacher.
Whoops, wrong sub
I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara.
Whoops, wrong sub
TIL that back in the 1940s, as a result of failed communications between engineers and builders, the Soviet Union built thousands of submarines based on recalled 1850s schematics, resulting in millions of dollars in military funding being wasted.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by accidentally giving my girlfriend my sandwich that had extra cheese when she's lactose intolerant
Whoops, wrong sub.
I'm a teacher. TIFU by sending an email to the wrong person asking them to cover my classes...
Whoops, wrong sub.
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TIFU by hiring a homeless man to teach my students while I was sick.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by accidentally trimming by neighbor's bushes.
Whoops, wrong shrub.
TIFU by mishearing my customer' order and making her a Subway sandwich with tuna, which I later learned she was allergic to.
Whoops. Wrong sub.
The Hunt for Red October (1990) is an amazing movie. I especially liked the concept of the Nautilus' propulsion system.
Whoops, wrong sub.
Schumer is beautiful,hot, wonderful and just the best thing in the world
Whoops sorry I meant Summer.
The funny thing about teen pregnancy is they all say, "Don't do it! You will lose all your freedom! Make the responsible choice." But after it happens they say "We're disappointed but we can make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."
Whoops, I accidentally autocorrected "Trumps' Presidency" to "teen pregnancy"
I accidentally ordered a ham and cheddar instead of a turkey and swiss...
Whoops, wrong sub
TIL that Subway will give you your money back if they mess up your order.
Whoops wrong sub!
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TIFU by plugging in the wrong speaker into my computer, causing a b**... in my neighbourhood
Whoops, wrong sub
Investigation finds rise in complaints regarding worker incompetence at Quiznos locations
> "Whoops, wrong sub"
My friend ate my hero sandwich, which made me mad.
whoops! wrong sub
A guy with an inverted sight boarded a bus to a random location.
Whoops, wrong sub.
A man was fired for eating his Boss' sandwich...
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIL that you can be kicked out of Subway for taking a bite out of someone else's food.
Whoops, wrong sub.
IAmA teacher, and the other day I messed up by hiring the wrong substitute for my history class.
Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU when my dyslexia made me take the wrong ride to work
Whoops, wrong bus
A communist mistakenly walked into an economics lecture in a local university
When he realised it was a mistake, he said to himself "whoops, wrong class".
