Whomever Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whomever jokes. Read whomever wealth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whomever whichever puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Great Whomever Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

Whomever said laughter is the best medicine...

clearly hasn't tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.

To whomever I got into an argument with about going to the chiropractor,

I stand corrected.

Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone

The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.

PSA: Don't let anyone tell you how to vote. You should vote for the candidate you believe will be most beneficial for the Country.

Whomever she happens to be.


I hope you're happy now.

Why does Tiger Woods have the best swing?

He heard that swinging meant he could have s**... with whomever.

My 98 year old grandpa is reading the newspaper and talking loudly to himself or whomever listens:

Grandpa: I beat you, you, you and you!
Me: Have you been taking up sports lately?
Grandpa: No, I am reading the death announcements.

Whomever joke, My 98 year old grandpa is reading the newspaper and talking loudly to himself or whomever listens:

Son asked his father permission to marry

a son walked up to his father and said "Dad, I'm going to marry the girl next door,Mary"

the father smiled and said "No, son you can't. She's your half-sister". Angrily the son said "Then, I'm going to marry Cindy"

The father replied the same.

The son in utter disbelief when to his mother and told what happened.

The mother looked at him in a rather cunning way and said "you can marry whomever you want son. TheY'RE not your half-sisters"

Whomever said having a baby is bad for your golf game...

...never realized getting out of the house for 5 hours to play a round is ultimate bliss.

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