The Best 31 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Jokes

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I want to be a millionaire just like my dad!!

Wow, your dad's a millionaire?
No, but he always wanted to be.

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started...

And that's how the fight started...

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

Blonde genies

A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and notices the floor is covered in $100 bills.

Next, there's a knock at the door, so he answers it.

Standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a sturdy limb, and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods.

It's the two blonde genies!

One blonde genie says to the other, "I can understand the first wish--having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.

I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.

But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"

My wife and I were watching Millionaire in bed.

I turned to her and asked, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said,'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes.'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...


I always wanted to be a millionaire just like my dad.

He wasn't a millionaire, he just wanted to be one.

A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.

The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"

The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."

The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"

The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her.
They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out.
They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.

When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question.
We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire.
Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"

The woman replies,
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and
expect it to be there when I return?"

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire joke, A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" in bed.

I asked if she want to have sex. She said no. I asked, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time and said, "Yes.."
I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's how to turn a wife into an ex-wife.

I wanted to impress my crush, so i told her about my millionaire dad

now she is my mom

A man is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and is at the million dollar question.

The question is "which of these birds doesn't build its own nest? a.the cuckoo b. the sparrow c. the eagle or d. the red-tailed hawk. He only has "phone a friend left", so he calls his friend and repeats the question. His friend immediately says it's the cuckoo. The guy asks if he's sure and he says "yes, positive". The guy answers the cuckoo and wins a million dollars. When he goes to thank his friend the next day, he asks "how did you the cuckoo doesn't built it's own nest?" and the friend replied "Because it lives in a clock, duh!"

A joke from my mom. A husband and wife are in bed...

A husband and wife are in bed watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Feeling frisky, the husband turned to his wife and asked, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No." she answered.

He then asked, "Is that your final answer?"

Without looking away from the TV, she replied, "Yes."

Without skipping a beat, the husband said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

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I would like to be a millionaire just like my dad.

He always wanted to be a millionaire too.

Want to know an easy way to become a Millionaire?

Be a Billionaire and start day-trading

Kevin and Jake had fallen on bad days. Finally, they resorted to theft.

They decided to break into a millionaire's house the following night. Inside the house, Jake accidentally dropped a goblet, which shattered. The noise woke someone up. "Who's there?" the voice demanded. Jake had the presence of mind to reply "meow." After grabbing his fill, Jake slipped out into the darkness, but Kevin was not satisfied. He wanted more. As Kevin searches for more loot, he accidentally knocks a chair over. The voice demanded once again, "Who's there?" "This is another cat," replied Kevin.

What is Jeff Bezos's favourite comedy show?

"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"

Final question on who wants to be a millionaire.

Host: When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?

1. Under garments.
2. Pyjama suit.
3. She sleeps naked.
4. Something sexy.

Contestant: I would like to phone a friend.

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire joke, Final question on who wants to be a millionaire.

My dad always wanted me to be a millionaire and thankfully I didn't disappoint him.

He died before he got a chance to see how poor I am.

So I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to have sex while we were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ...

"No." she answered.

"Is that your final answer?"

"Yes". she said

I pulled out my phone, got up and said:

"Then I'd like to phone a friend"

And that's how you turn a girlfriend into an ex.

A couple just finished watching "who wants to be a millionaire?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "do you want to have sex?"

"No", she answered.

"Is that your final answer?"

"Yes!"

So the man replied, "then I'd like to phone a friend"


I would like to be a millionaire just like my dad

He wanted to be a millionaire too

Your mama so poor.......

She went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire just to make a phone call.

I don't want to be a millionaire. I just want to have enough money to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.

I told my friend that I wanted to be a millionaire just like my grandfather.

"Your grandfather was a millionaire?"

"No, but he wanted to be."

I want to become millionaire like my uncle

He also want to become millionaire

Guess who doesn't want to become a millionaire?

A billionaire

You know inflation in your country is bad ...

... when "Who wants to be a millionaire?" rebranded to "Who wants to be a billionaire?".

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire joke, You know inflation in your country is bad ...

A teacher to one of his students...

A teacher to one of his students: "What's your dream?"

"I want to be a millionaire, just like my father" the boy replied

"So your father is a millionaire?!" Asks the teacher,

"No it's also his dream"

The Chinese edition of Who Wants to be a Millionaire would be pretty similar to the original concept, except that it won't have an audience poll.

Who wants to be a millionaire presenter Chris Tarrant found guilty of drink driving.

Every time he needs to get somewhere now he has to phone a friend.


I'm a millionaire- how come girls still don't want me?

Living in Zimbabwe with me isn't that bad...

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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