Whittle Jokes
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Why do wood carvings take so long?
Because they have to be done whittle by whittle.
Whats the best way to carve a piece of wood?
Whittle by whittle
I recently took up wood carving, and accidentally cut my finger.
It's nothing serious. It's just a whittle cut.
How do you carve a huge chunk of wood?
Whittle by whittle.
What do you call a woodcarver with no money?
Poor whittle guy
A guy goes on a dating show where he has to whittle 26 girls (A-Z) down to one.
"OK ladies and gentlemen, we have two contestants remaining", announces the presenter, "you have a tough choice to make. Which one of these lovely girls will you take home tonight?"
Theres a long silence as the man thinks for a minute...
"Would you prefer A... or G?" asks the presenter
The man thinks a little longer, then replies, "Yes. Yes I would!"
What is Gepetto's favorite cereal?
I know you think it's Pinnochi-o's, but it's actually Cheerios. They're whittle o's. Though I guess both woodwork.
A guy pulls out a stick and starts carving it with his knife. His friend yells: "Hey! You dropped a big piece of wood on my floor!" The first guy responds:
"You're overreacting..........it's just a whittle bit."
Anyone wanna join my prayer group for woodworkers?
It's called "Oh, Ye of Whittle Faith."
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