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  1. What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
  2. A Valentines Poem Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Whitney Houston is dead
    and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
  3. What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
    It's my cake day humour me.
  4. What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE
  5. Anyone else hear the new Whitney Houston song they just released? No? Well it's very underground right now.
  7. President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression... ...since the deaths of amy winehouse and Whitney Houston.
  8. What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common? They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
  9. Houston, we have a problem

    Whitney Houston Jokes
    Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.
    One more..,
    If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.
  10. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston? The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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Whitney Houston One Liners

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  1. What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE
  2. What is Whitney Houston's favourite coordination? HAAAANNNNDDD EEEEEYYYYYYEEEE
  3. It's ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke
  4. Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen
  5. What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
  6. I'd like to congratulate Whitney Houston... ...on being 24 hours sober!
  7. What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? Hand eeeeeeeyyyyeeeeeee!
  8. What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEEEE
  9. What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one
  10. Today marks a very special landmark Whitney Houston has been clean for five years
  11. What type of car did Whitney Houston drive? HYUNDAI I I I I I I I I I I I I I...
  12. Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!
  13. What is Whitney Houston's best coordination???? hannnnnnnnd eyyyyyeeee
  14. What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? (Inhales) HAND EEEEYYYEEE
  15. Congrats to Whitney Houston Four Years drug-free

Humorous Whitney Houston Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

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Did you hear about Whitney Houston's f**.

..? The line leading to the coffin stretched into the street. A few people showed up too.

After listening to some of Whitney Houston's last, raspy performances, it was pretty clear she didn't end her career on "high" note...or did she? Tox report still pending.

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

that Whitney Houston sure had some pipes.

I bet she was holding one when she died.

What's six inches and not getting s**... today

Whitney Houston's c**...

What is 6" long and not getting s**... this Valentine's day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Whats 7 inches long and didn't get blown on Valentine's Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe

Watching Whitney Houston's f**...

Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once

Congratulations on your accomplishments!

Whitney Houston, on being year sober!

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?


I'd like to tell a Whitney Houston joke...

... but then I realized that It's Not right, But It's Okay

Punch lines...

I have all these great jokes, but Whitney Houston keeps snorting all my punch lines!

What's 7 inches long and hasn't been s**... in over 2 years?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?


What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What did Whitney Houston have in common with her songs?

They both ended on a high

What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?


What's six inches long and isn't getting s**... this Friday night?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Whitney Houston's last hit was ...

off a crack pipe.

After the death of Bobbi Kristina Brown in similar circumstances to her mother Whitney Houston...

The family have released an online video to commemorate their lives.
"Two Girls, One Tub" was probably not the best idea for a title.

Hey you!

The only vegatable you've ever heard of is Whitney Houston's daughter.

What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaand eeeeeeyeeee

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

You know what is ironic about Whitney Houston dying in her bath tub?

She was taking swimming lessons at that time

Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album?

It didn't make much of a splash.

What did Whitney Houston say when asked which parts of public buildings are generally the most affectionate?

Hallways love yooooouuuuu.

Why did Whitney Houston go to the k**... meeting?

She heard they were advocating for White Powder.

The last Houston to be submerged in water

was Whitney and that didn't end well.

Houston, Texas, is six feet underwater

Unlike Whitney Houston, who is six feet underground.

Whitney Houston had quite the set of pipes on her.

In fact she died clutching onto one of them.

It's been 6 years since Whitney Houston passed away

In memorial, McDonald is releasing the Whitney Houston Happy Meal.
It's just coke and ice.
Grats on 6 years sober, Whitney Houston!

What was Whitney Houston's favorite leafy green vegetable?


What was Whitney Houston's last hit?

A line of coke.

80's: tina turner / 90's: Whitney Houston / 00's: Beyoncé / 10's:


If only Whitney Houston could hit a baseball pitch as well as she could hit notes and pitch her voice.

She would have had the world's best hAND EYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII coordination.

What's the difference between a drug addicted hobo lying dead in the ditch and Whitney Houston?

Only one of them will always you.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?

A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Congrats Whitney Houston

Almost seven years sober

Went to see the movie 'The Bodyguard' with Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner. It was ok.

They loved it though.

What do Clarice Starling and Whitney Houston have in common?

They both get so emotional every time they think of ewe/you.

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