Whiteout Jokes
16 whiteout jokes and hilarious whiteout puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whiteout that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Whiteout Short Jokes
Short whiteout jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whiteout humour may include short blackout jokes also.
- The cashier at Costco dared to ask me why I'm buying a giant tub of whiteout. Big mistake.
- I dared to ask my wife why she's buying a giant tub of Whiteout from the store. Big mistake.
- Today would have been Betty White's 100th birthday and a major snowstorm has hit the northeast US and Canada I guess you could call this a Betty Whiteout
- So my wife just hit me with a "mom joke". She says, "oh look, there's whiteout conditions in Washington D.C. I bet Will Smith is gonna boycott"!
- I dared to ask my wife why she's buying a giant tub of Whiteout from the store. It was a big mistake.
- How can you tell a Blonde has been using your computer? There's Whiteout on the screen.
How can you tell a second blond was using it?
There's writing on the whiteout. - How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer? Someone has written on the white-out.
- Last night I reached for my medicine and accidentally drank from a bottle of whiteout. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
- I walked into a test today...... I walked into a test today and realised I had left my whiteout in my house, so I quickly ran all the way home.
Thankfully, he was still in his cage. - Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland? The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
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Whiteout One Liners
Which whiteout one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whiteout? I can suggest the ones about snowstorm and snow storm.
- How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen
- What is Malcolm X's favorite Gatorade flavor? White-out.
- What is Jacob Zuma's favourite office supply? Whiteout
- What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour? White-out.
Delightful Fun Whiteout Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about whiteout you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snow white jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whiteout pranks.
Five Things
Here are the five best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk at work: 5) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 4) "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 3) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time." 2) "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: 1) Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, amen."
A story from a factory
One day, this guy's at work at a factory that makes glue and whiteout. These two substances are stored in these large vats. One day, the guy falls into one of the vats. His supervisor comes to help and the two start a conversation:
Guy: I'm okay. I just fell into the vat of glue.
Supervisor: You actually fell into the vat of whiteout. See, it says so right there.
Guy: I stand corrected.
If h**... were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called?
White-out.
