The Best 12 Whitehouse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whitehouse jokes. There are some whitehouse obamanation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Whitehouse Jokes and Puns

A secret service agent, nervous on his first day, sees Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump walking through the Whitehouse.

The new agent asks his supervisor, "Wow, is that really the First family?"

The supervisor, unfazed, replies, No, I think this is at least the third for Mr. Trump."

Why doesn't Trump stay in the Whitehouse on weekends?

All the ghosts in their white sheets keep reminding him of his father.

Whitehouse has a new slogan to encourage everyone to get back to work, school and boost the economy...

**!!No Lives Matter!!**

Whitehouse joke, Whitehouse has a new slogan to encourage everyone to get back to work, school and boost the economy.

Newly leaked documents from the Whitehouse show the results of Donald Trumps IQ test.

It came back negative.

Why was Trump excited to move into the Whitehouse?

Because he loves kicking black families out of government funded housing!


Apparently all the bathroom fixtures in the Whitehouse are now gold.

I just heard the President likes gold in showers.

Apparently some naked photos of Donald Trump have been leaked by a Whitehouse staff member...

...he claims it's all just fake nudes.

Whitehouse joke, Apparently some naked photos of Donald Trump have been leaked by a Whitehouse staff member...

Bill Gates was being carried around the WhiteHouse by many Senators.

Asked them what was going on?

They said they were passing the bill.

Obama ran around the whitehouse with Biden.

Their total time was 9:48. When they had finished Biden said "Hey Barack, did we beat the record?" Out of breath Obama said "No, Bush did 9:11"

What's the most popular drink in the Whitehouse for the summer of 2017 ?

Vodka, on the rocks.

Why is the Whitehouse like a pottery studio?

There are multiple firings every day!

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What do you call it when the press looks for anything good in the whitehouse?

Trumpster diving.

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