Whitehouse Jokes
14 whitehouse jokes and hilarious whitehouse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whitehouse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Whitehouse Short Jokes
Short whitehouse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whitehouse humour may include short inauguration jokes also.
- Why doesn't Trump stay in the Whitehouse on weekends? All the ghosts in their white sheets keep reminding him of his father.
- Newly leaked documents from the Whitehouse show the results of Donald Trumps IQ test. It came back negative.
- Apparently all the bathroom fixtures in the Whitehouse are now gold. I just heard the President likes gold in showers.
- Bill Gates was being carried around the WhiteHouse by many Senators. Asked them what was going on?
They said they were passing the bill. - Obama ran around the whitehouse with Biden. Their total time was 9:48. When they had finished Biden said "Hey Barack, did we beat the record?" Out of breath Obama said "No, Bush did 9:11"
- What do you call it when the press looks for anything good in the whitehouse? Trumpster diving.
- Whitehouse has a new slogan to encourage everyone to get back to work, school and boost the economy... **!!No Lives Matter!!**
- Why was Trump excited to move into the Whitehouse? Because he loves k**... black families out of government funded housing!
- Apparently some n**... photos of Donald Trump have been leaked by a Whitehouse staff member... ...he claims it's all just fake n**....
- What's the most popular drink in the Whitehouse for the summer of 2017 ? v**..., on the rocks.
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Whitehouse One Liners
Which whitehouse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whitehouse? I can suggest the ones about president and impeachment.
- Why is the Whitehouse like a pottery studio? There are multiple firings every day!
- Why did the whitehouse sandwich taste bad? Because it contained spoiled bratwurst!!! :D
Cheeky Whitehouse Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about whitehouse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean presidential jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whitehouse pranks.
A secret service agent, nervous on his first day, sees Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump walking through the Whitehouse.
The new agent asks his supervisor, "Wow, is that really the First family?"
The supervisor, unfazed, replies, No, I think this is at least the third for Mr. Trump."
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
