The Best 24 Whiteboard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whiteboard jokes. There are some whiteboard eraser jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whiteboard diagram puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Whiteboard Jokes and Puns

Son: "I got expelled"

Dad: "How?"

Son: "I wrote 2 + 2 = 41 on the whiteboard."

Dad: "That's pretty dumb but-"

Son: "Then my teacher told me to go up to the board..."

Dad: "Ok?"

Son: "And rub 1 out."


are remarkable.

I've got this whiteboard for sale. You'll love it.

It's remarkable!

Whiteboard joke, I've got this whiteboard for sale. You'll love it.

What's the most remarkable invention?

A whiteboard

Whiteboards are truly remarkable.

My friend covered their walls with whiteboard paint

I've never seen something so remarkable

At school

A teacher writes on the whiteboard: HNO3 and asks a student:

\- What substance is that?

\- Hmmm... wait a moment... It's on the tip of my tongue!

\- Spit it out at once!!! That's nitric acid!

Whiteboard joke, At school

We got a new whiteboard at the office today...

It's remarkable!

A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off.

He is now a registered sex offender.

My teacher asked me what I found to be the most remarkable place..

I said: the whiteboard

Whiteboards are remarkable.

What are you doing here, get back up there and read the title xP

You can explore whiteboard teacher reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean whiteboard remarkable dad jokes. There are also whiteboard puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Whiteboards are amazing

They are truly re-markable

A son came home from school and told his dad he got expelled.

Dad: "How?"

Son: "I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard.

Dad: "well, that's pretty dumb but-

Son: "Then my teacher told me to go back up to the board..."

Dad: Ok...

Son: "... and rub one out."

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Office whiteboards!

What are your best office whiteboard jokes?

I have a whiteboard in my office that I share with 4 women ( I'm a man) and I need some good jokes to put up. I'd like to collect enough to last me a year, but I'll settle for a month!

Why did the blackboard sue the dry erase marker?

Because the dry erase marker would only work with the whiteboard.

Whiteboard joke, Why did the blackboard sue the dry erase marker?

Why are there whiteboards standing out in each class in school?

Because they are remarkable!

I said to my students that I'd write an off-color joke on the whiteboard

Then I wrote some random words with my white board marker. Nobody laughed.

I like my whiteboards like I like my women...


Whiteboards aren't just amazing.

They're re-markable.


They really are remarkable.

When I was in school every classroom had a chalkboard. Now every classroom has a whiteboard.

They are remarkable.

I bought an amazing new whiteboard.

It's absolutely remarkable.

So I saw this whiteboard the other day

It was remarkable

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the whiteboard wrote jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working whiteboard blackboard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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