White Van Jokes
45 white van jokes and hilarious white van puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about white van that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest White Van Short Jokes
Short white van jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The white van humour may include short yellow car jokes also.
- What is a kidnapper's favorite type of shoe? White Vans
(courtesy of my dark-humored step-kiddo) - Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from? I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.
- You can always trust a man in a white van. That's what mom always said back before she went missing
- A man told me there was a Pikachu in the back of his white van. When I jumped in, it appeared that he was mistaken.
- What do you call a white van filled with 15 Mexicans and 5 white guys? A bean and rice burrito.
- I heard that the white van involved in the London bridge incident was actually a rental car. Hertz
- I asked my friend where to pick up girls. He said at the playground with candy in his white van.
- What kind of shoes does a pedofile wear? White vans.
- What shoes does a r**... wear? White vans.
- What's a p**...'s favorite kind of shoe? White vans
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White Van One Liners
Which white van one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with white van? I can suggest the ones about white paint and vans.
- my 12 year old just got me: what is a kidnappers favorite shoe? White vans.
- What are a kidnappers favorite type of shoes? White Vans.
- What kind of shoes do paedophiles wear? White vans
- What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most? White Vans
- What are a kidnapper's favorite shoes? White Vans
- What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear? White Vans
- What shoes do kidnappers wear?
White Vans - what shoes do paedophiles wear? White vans
- What's a creepers favorite kind of shoes? White vans
- What's a kidnapper's favourite shoe? White Vans
- What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common? They all have white vans
- What are a pedophyles favorite shoes? White vans
- What is Roy Moore's favorite brand of shoe?? White Vans
- What kind of shoes does a peodophile wear? White vans
- Why does Daniel love white vans? Because he likes candy...
*I'll walk myself out*
White Van Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about white van you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ice cream van jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make white van pranks.
What kind of shoes does a child m**... wear?
White vans.
Whats a p**...'s favourite kind of shoes
White vans
Can someone help me understand this joke....
Today while listening to Townes Van Zandt, he tells a joke on a live album: What's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice. Am I too young to understand this? Is there a historical element to this missing?? Is it just obsurd? Thanks in advance and hope this is the right place to ask this question.
A man walks into an art museum...
...saunters past a guard and rips a painting off the wall with his bare hands. The guards attempt to stop him as he runs out of the museum, but he is too quick and acrobatic and evades all of their efforts. Just out the museum doors, he hops into the back of a white van that begins speeding away with impressive acceleration; he holds the painting tauntingly out of the back of the van to mock the guards who tried to stop him, standing aghast on the museum steps. A passerby comments to his friend, "wow, look at that van go!"
"No, you idiot," his friend says, "that's a Rembrandt."
What's black and white and hates s**... all over?
The little kid t**... in the back of my van.