They're the Tolkien white guys.
We do it in schools, because we have class.
Cause you know he is actually guilty.
they're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools
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its a joke folks. just a joke.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?"
Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout "Donald, duck!"
We invented it after all
White people looking both ways before they start
A missionary lives with a tribe in the jungle, when one day the Chief of the tribe approaches him:
"You are the only white man around here, and now my daughter gave birth to a white child! Explain yourself, or prepare to die!"
The missionary hesitates for a moment, then replies:
"The nature is full of wonders. Look at those sheep over there. They are all white, except for one single lamb which is black."
The Chief: "... If you keep quiet, then I will too.
Now there is a disabled guy in the White House and all they do is compalain about it.
The Trump card.
The Trump card.
There was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yuan for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hundred dollar for yuan. Today I only get hundred eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations.
The Asian lady says, "Fluck you white people too!"
who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!!"
Because it's white and settles on their land.
.When asked why he answered, If I wanted to see a horse's ass, I would have finished second.
Now it doesn't work.
Then I painted my computer white so it would work.
Now the whole system is corrupt.
That means the entire country went black and successfully went back.
Now it looks like the French landed on the moon
Police Let It Go With A Warning
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper bends down to her level, smiling, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl leans forward and whispers, "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
Because it's white and settles on their land.
I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing.
Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
You know he actually did it.
A Swallow.
A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs
You understand it better, but it dies in the process.
See what I did there was use the frog as an analogy to show that exposing the inner workings of a joke would essentially deprive it of its life in that it's not funny anymore. I'm drawing a parallel (and so is E. B. White) to how you basically kill a frog when dissecting it to better understand the functioning of its inner body parts, since there is now little left in the joke to laugh at.
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Sorry not Emo kids......Chemo kids..
In an explosion.
the same way you would a white person.... you racist.
Because they literally can't even.
"I'm proud to be a black man!" said the black man.
"I'm proud to be an Asian man!" said the Asian man.
"I'm proud to be a white man!" said the racist.
The White House seems to always be hiring.
Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people
At least we can say, "hey dad", "thanks for the warning officer", and "that's my kid".
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