White Board Jokes
24 white board jokes and hilarious white board puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about white board that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest White Board Short Jokes
Short white board jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The white board humour may include short whiteboards jokes also.
- Why will the south never know the area of a chess board. It is black and white so they won't integrate
- I said to my students that I'd write an off-color joke on the whiteboard Then I wrote some random words with my white board marker. Nobody laughed.
- Pen and paper is a great way to write things down, but I prefer using white boards They're just so remarkable...
- A luddite kickstarter company was sued for racial discrimination -- even before their first planning meeting. They promised investors to only ever use a white board.
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White Board One Liners
Which white board one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with white board? I can suggest the ones about blackboard and letter board.
- Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable.
- What do you call a clean white board? Remarkable!
- I got a new white board for Christmas... It's remarkable....
- White Boards are... Remarkable.
- Can we all just take a moment... To appreciate how remarkable white boards are??
- White boards aren't just great They're remarkable
- What did people say the first time they saw a white board? Oh, that's re-markable!
- I just put up a white board in my house... wanted to make the place a bit more classy
White Board Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about white board you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean board jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make white board pranks.
A bearded guy
A bearded, middle-eastern guy boards a plane. As soon as he enters he shouts "hijack!". All the passengers are scared to death. Some start crying. Then a white guy from the back stands up and says "oh hi Ahmed, didn't expect to see you here.."
A guy walks into a small town bar
A guy walks into his favorite small-town bar and checks out the "Daily Lunch Specials" on the white board. "Alligator is the daily special?" he asks the bartender incredulously. "Where the heck did you learn how to cook alligator?" "Oh, it's easy to make," the bartender assures him. "You just toss it in the Croc p**...."
A pirate captain was telling his first mate how he got his injuries
First he points to his peg leg. "You see," he says, "I got thrown overboard in a terrible storm an' a great white shark bit off me leg before I could climb back up."
"That's amazing," the first mate replies, "and what happened to your hand?"
"We was boarding a ship to take its plunder an' I dueled the ship's captain. I bested him but not before he took me hand clean off. So I got a hook to replace it."
The first mate was only more impressed, "So what's the story behind the eyepatch?"
"A seagull pooped in me eye."
"That's all? You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in it?"
"Well, it was me first day with the hook."
It's Obvious...
So two mathematicians meet in the corridor of their building and one asks the other "so what are you working on?" The second mathematician replies "I've been working on this interesting proof, come into the lounge and I'll show you".
The two go into the faculty lounge and the guy starts to work out his new proof. After chugging along for about 15 minutes, he turns to the ~~first~~ second guy and says "so here, you'll see that the answer is therefore obvious". The first guy stares at it for quite while. He makes a few notes on the side of the board, then stares some more. He scribbles more and stares more.
The first guy eventually shrugs and goes home. The first guy keeps working well past midnight. He finally goes home and collapses in bed, but is clearly obsessed with the problem. Over the next few days, he keeps working on it in his every spare moment. He fills the white board in his office, the one he has mounted in the garage at home and he even fills the old blackboard in the abandoned classroom in the old lab. Finally, one day he jumps up, punches his fist in the air and screams "Eureka!" at the top of his lungs. He runs down the corridor, into the classroom where the other mathematician is holding a seminar and yells out:
"You're right, it's obvious!"
Eit: Corrected idiot typo...