The Best 61 Whit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whit jokes. There are some whit wich jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whit sliver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Whit Jokes and Puns

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do.

We do it in schools, because we have class.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

Cause you know he is actually guilty.

What's white on top and black on bottom?


Whats black on top and white on bottom?


Whit joke, What's white on top and black on bottom?

I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone...

Everyone knows the black ones run faster!

This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris...

... Effectively crippling the French military.

How many white people can you fit in a can?

Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?


Whit joke, What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

What's white, cold, falling in winter and ending with "bass" ?

The snow, dumbass.

Sure, white people can't say the n-word, but....

At least we can say, "hey dad", "thanks for the warning officer", and "that's my kid".

I really like white dwarf stars...

...My favorite is Peter Dinklage.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?


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Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober!

Wow! Never thought it would happen

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

White guys can't say the N word

But they can say "Won't happen again officer" and "Welcome home dad"

Whiteboards are truly remarkable.

We got a new whiteboard at the office today...

It's remarkable!

Whit joke, We got a new whiteboard at the office today...

A white man tells a black man

Why do people call you color man ?? To what the black man answers " I don't know

When I was born; I was black.
When I started to grow, I was black.
When I go to the beach I'm black.
When I have a cold I'm still black.
When I have panic I'm black.
When I'm sick I'm black.
even when I die I continued to be black.

Instead you my friend

When you're born you're pink.
When you start to grow you are white.
When you go to the beach you look red.
When you're cold you look blue.
When you have panic you look yellow.
When you're sick you look green.
When you die you turn gray ....

And they still dare to call me a color man

A white man was arrested after shooting a black man on the street.

He was charged with impersonating a police officer.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Sure, as a white man I can't say the n word...

But I can say things like, "thanks for the warning officer" and "hey dad".

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty.

(Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

A white woman takes a black man she met a club home...

...She takes him by the hand to the bedroom and winks at him and says: "why don't you show me if what they say about black guys is true." So he stabs her and steals her TV.

P.S: don't worry, it's ok for me to make such jokes because I'm racist.

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

What's White with Black Spots?

A Dalmatian.

What's black with white spots?

A plantation.

What does the White House call a broken printer?

Alternative Fax.

I got a white noise machine to help me sleep...

but it just keeps saying things like "I have many friends of different colors" and "I just wish America was like how it used to be."

What did the White House staff do when President Trump broke the fax machine?

They replaced it with an alternative fax machine.

What's white and ruins lives around the world?


You racist bastards.

If a white lie is a harmless lie that doesn't really matter

Then does that mean that black lies matter?

Why is the white guy the scariest person in jail?

You know he's guilty.

If two white supremacists get a divorce...

Do they still consider each other "cousins"?


are remarkable.

White light hates passing through a prism.

It shows its true colors.

Why don't white supremacists take calculus in high school?

They don't want to see integration in their schools

What's white and falls from the sky?

Depressed Businessmen

Some white people are so upset at black panther

Chill, You guys have pink panther

White woman takes a black guy home from the bar

Once they step into her house:

Woman: (shyly) true what they say about black guys?

Black guy: Yes.

Then he stabs her and steals her purse.

I've got this whiteboard for sale. You'll love it.

It's remarkable!

What does the white supremacist pirate say?

Well I'm not gonna repeat it but it ends with a hard Arrrr!

Why aren't there any white jokes?

No one wants to get on the shooter's bad side.

I'm so white

... my laptop screen dims as I sit in front of it.

What is the whitest African country?


Why do white teenage girls always hang out in groups of 3, 5 or 7?

They just, like, literally can't even

Why did the white supremacist start a baking company?

Because his family had a long history of being in bread.

what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne?

thats ludacris

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?


Why do white girls come in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

A blackboard.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?


It's my cake day humour me.

A white woman has a baby with a white husband

The parents rush to the hospital to deliver the baby. The baby pops out and the baby is... black?

''Well that took a dark turn'' said the husband

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?


The white-throated dipper is the national bird of Norway, the mute swan is Denmark's, and the blackbird is Sweden's,

these are the Scandinavians.

What's the white stuff in bird shit?

That's bird shit too

Two blondes were kidnaped and they later started to make up a plan to escape.

The first one said: Lets go whit the fence, if the fence is small we will jump to the other side, if the fence is to hight we will dig a tunel to the other side.

The second one says: Thats a great idea!

Then she goes to check the fence and comes back whait a sad face.

the other one says: What is wrong.

the second one replies: Were domed.

The first one says: Why

The second one replies: Because theres no fence.

Why do white women like trading stories about asking for the manager?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What is Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?


What is white, loud, and ruins your scrambled egg?

An avalanche.

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