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  1. What's black and orange in the back and w**... in the front An american police car

Whit joke, What's black and orange in the back and w**... in the front

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What funny jokes about whit you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean pale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make whit prank.

White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do.

We do it in schools, because we have class.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

Cause you know he is actually guilty.

What's white on top and black on bottom?

Society.
Whats black on top and white on bottom?
r**....

I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone...

Everyone knows the black ones run faster!

Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word!

But I know She Had The Last Line!!

What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one

What do whitney houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A fridge.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris...

... Effectively crippling the French military.

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

How many white people can you fit in a can?

Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!

What's a white supremacist's favorite cereal?

Special k**....

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

What's white, cold, falling in winter and ending with "bass" ?

The snow, d**....

Sure, white people can't say the n-word, but....

At least we can say, "hey dad", "thanks for the warning officer", and "that's my kid".

A white man, an arab and an asian walk n**... into a bar...

...the bartender yells "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth?

Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue.

I really like white dwarf stars...

...My favorite is Peter Dinklage.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic.
2. She literally can't even.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE

A white girl met a black guy in the club.

He took her home and then she asked him, "Show me if it's true what they say about black men."
So he stabbed her and stole her purse.

Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober!

Wow! Never thought it would happen

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

White folk hate math.

Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate.

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

White guys can't say the N word

But they can say "Won't happen again officer" and "Welcome home dad"

It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door.

Let that sink in.

Whiteboards are truly remarkable.

As a white person... We need more white people jokes. I've got a few here.

What do you call a bunch of White people sitting around watching black people do all the work?
The NBA
What do you call a bunch of White people chasing a black guy through a field?
The PGA
What do you call a White Girl with a yeast infection?
Crackers with Cheese.
What do you call it when a white guy tries to shoot a 3 pointer?
Sad.

White girl goes on a date with a black man

They have lots of fun, she takes him home, they have coffee, go up to her bedroom and she says, "Show me it's true what they say about black guys"
So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

We got a new whiteboard at the office today...

It's remarkable!

The white Xbox One S was just announced.

Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one.

A white man tells a black man

Why do people call you color man ?? To what the black man answers " I don't know
When I was born; I was black.
When I started to grow, I was black.
When I go to the beach I'm black.
When I have a cold I'm still black.
When I have panic I'm black.
When I'm sick I'm black.
even when I die I continued to be black.
Instead you my friend
When you're born you're pink.
When you start to grow you are white.
When you go to the beach you look red.
When you're cold you look blue.
When you have panic you look yellow.
When you're sick you look green.
When you die you turn gray ....
And they still dare to call me a color man

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

A white man was arrested after shooting a black man on the street.

He was charged with impersonating a police officer.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

White Boards are...

Remarkable.

Sure, as a white man I can't say the n word...

But I can say things like, "thanks for the warning officer" and "hey dad".

To anyone who says white people can't jump...

You obviously haven't seen footage of 9/11.

White house

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A tourist.

As a white man I can't say the word Ni....

But I can say "thank you for the warning officer.."

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

There are 5 white guys waiting in the waiting room while their wives are delivering babies

The nurse comes out with a black baby and asks, "Whose baby does this belong to?"
The men just look at each other dumbfounded until one man puts his hand up and says, "It's probably mine, my wife burns everything."

Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty.

(Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)

What's white and kills you if it enters your eye?

An airplane.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

A white woman takes a black man she met a club home...

...She takes him by the hand to the bedroom and winks at him and says: "why don't you show me if what they say about black guys is true." So he stabs her and steals her TV.
P.S: don't worry, it's ok for me to make such jokes because I'm racist.

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

What's White with Black Spots?

A Dalmatian.
What's black with white spots?
A plantation.

What does the White House call a broken printer?

Alternative Fax.

I got a white noise machine to help me sleep...

but it just keeps saying things like "I have many friends of different colors" and "I just wish America was like how it used to be."

Where do you go when you're white and caught speeding, then get separated into different colours only to come out bent and totally different to how you came in?

Prism

Why is a White House press statement like sulfuric acid?

They're both baseless and corrosive.

What did the White House staff do when President Trump broke the fax machine?

They replaced it with an alternative fax machine.

What's white and ruins lives around the world?

sugar.
You racist b**....

Ask a white man what 2+2 equals, he answers "4". Ask a black man what 2+2 equals, he answers:

"4" you racist

How is Whitney Houston best coordinated?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAND-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If a white lie is a harmless lie that doesn't really matter

Then does that mean that black lies matter?

Why is the white guy the scariest person in jail?

You know he's guilty.

A Scottish guy announced to his mate that he was getting married...

I'll write this down phonetically, so use your best Scottish accent:
"Ahm gettin married next week."
"Are ye wearin a kilt?"
"Aye, ahm weerin a kilt."
"Wha's the tartin?"
"She's in a w**... dress."

If two white supremacists get a divorce...

Do they still consider each other "cousins"?

White Nationalist should honor the true legacy Robert E. Lee

And surrender.

What is white and disturbs people while they are demonstrating?

An avalanche.

A white supremacist gets tested for diseases

So much for their "pure blood" claim, the only thing that came up negative was their IQ test.

A white supremecist walks into a bar...

A white supremecist walks into a bar and bumps into another white supremecist. 'Pardon me!' says Joe Arpaio. 'Sure!' says the president.
Note: joke corrected for 'gettability' by my husband.

I only like white rice

I guess you could say I'm ricist

The White House just released a statement that...

Trump is only pardoning the white meat of the turkey this year.

Whiteboards...

are remarkable.

I got a new white board for Christmas...

It's remarkable....

White light hates passing through a prism.

It shows its true colors.

Why don't white supremacists take calculus in high school?

They don't want to see integration in their schools

What's white and falls from the sky?

Depressed Businessmen

Some white people are so upset at black panther

Chill, You guys have pink panther

White hair

One day, a girl walks to her mother and look at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why are some of your hair white mom?"
The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said, "Momma, how come *all* of grandma's hairs are white?"

Why do white girls always walk in pairs of threes?

Because they literally can't even.

What's white and hurts if it goes in your eye?

A plane.

Whit joke, What's white and hurts if it goes in your eye?

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