Whistleblower Jokes
35 whistleblower jokes and hilarious whistleblower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whistleblower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Whistleblower Short Jokes
Short whistleblower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whistleblower humour may include short whistle jokes also.
- Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden.
- Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for the leak.
- Why doesn't Boston like whistleblowers during the winter? Because they always seem to get Snowden
- Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower.
- Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year? It didn't Snowden.
- The Outlast Whistleblower DLC actually shares the same plot as WW2 Turn off the gas chamber
- If the government hates whistleblowers so much, They should probably stop giving people whistles.
- How do you know the Clinton campaign didn't use Cambridge Analytica? The whistleblower is still alive.
- What do you call it when the government hires a hardened criminal to take out a couple of whistleblowers? Killing two birds with one stone
- Why don't whistleblowers escape to the mountains during winter? Because they get Snowden!
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Whistleblower One Liners
Which whistleblower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whistleblower? I can suggest the ones about scandal and disclosure.
- Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? Because he was Snowden
- What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard? Snowd-en
- What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden.
- Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow? He got snowed in.
- I guess half of America are whistle-blowers this morning Cause we're all Snowden
- How come the NSA whistleblower can't leave Russia? Because he is snowed in.
- Why did the whistleblower wait until summer to move to Russia? It doesn't really Snowden.
- Why didn't the whistleblower make it to work? Because he was Snow'd-en.
- What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia? Edward Snowed-in
- Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside? Because it's Snowden.
- What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!
- What do Midwesterners have in common with Whistleblowers this week? They're both Snowden.
- Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia? He was snowed in.
- What do you call a government whistleblower coughs in a blizzard? Snowden
- What's a Whistleblower's favorite food? Leeks!
Uproarious Whistleblower Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about whistleblower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean precipitation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whistleblower pranks.
Did you hear the one about the whistle-blower for the Church of Scientology?
Nobody did. He was swiftly killed and any evidence surrounding his existence was erased from history and censored from the internet.
