Whistle Jokes

Funniest Whistle Short Jokes

Short whistle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whistle humour may include short whisk jokes also.

1. A Genie once granted me one wish, so I said I just want to be happy . So now I'm living in a little cottage with 6 dwarfs, working in a mine and singing ?'Whistle while you work…….' ?
2. I was having a quick wee in the deep end of the swimming pool when the lifeguard blew his whistle. It was so loud I nearly fell in.
3. PSA: I'm starting a minimalist orchestra! It's just like a regular orchestra but without the bells and whistles.
4. What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon!
   My father told me this joke the same day he taught me how to whistle.
   R.I.P. Dad
5. My wife started a program to support whistle blowers by knitting them sweaters. She calls the program Snitches get Stitches
6. Have you ever looked up the word whistle in the dictionary? I found it a bit under whelming.
7. Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
8. Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear. Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing.
9. I gave my children a warning about using their whistle in the house, they had one last chance… Unfortunately… they blew it
10. Couldn't sleep at all last night, just lay there listening to my wife's nose whistle. Really wish she'd practice it somewhere else.

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Whistle One Liners

Which whistle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whistle? I can suggest the ones about whim and trumpet.

1. How do flowers whistle? With their tulips.
2. I bought a wooden whistle BUT IT WOODEN WHISTLE
3. What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden.
4. Why don't women wear dresses when parachuting? Because they'd whistle on the way down.
5. I guess half of America are whistle-blowers this morning Cause we're all Snowden
6. What do you call Penguins that whistle quickly? Stanley Cup Champions
7. Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down.
8. How do we know that soccer referees are happy? Because they whistle while they work.
9. Why is an Egyptian tomb like a train whistle? They have a toot in common.
10. What did the dog say to the dog whistle? That Hertz.
11. I hate when songs are just a bunch high notes and whistles It makes me high key upset
12. What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee? A whistle blower
13. Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down.
14. What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia? Edward Snowed-in
15. Can't whistle? That's okay! We prefer hummers anyway!

Blow Whistle Jokes

Here is a list of funny blow whistle jokes and even better blow whistle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the man who couldn't stop blowing his "duck call" whistle? He was addicted to quack.
• I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle... I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, "to remind you not to blow it."
• How do you blow a movie quote? You just put your lips together and whistle

Tin Whistle Jokes

Here is a list of funny tin whistle jokes and even better tin whistle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Fog Horns If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

Whistle Bad Jokes

Here is a list of funny whistle bad jokes and even better whistle bad puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the artist decide to start making carvings out of soap? Cause them bad boys looked as clean as a whistle.

Amusing Whistle Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about whistle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whistle pranks.