Whist Jokes
15 whist jokes and hilarious whist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short whist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whist humour may include short whim jokes also.
- Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now.
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What funny jokes about whist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whip jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whist pranks.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
Because he was Snowden
Whistle Puns
One day, I went to the store, and I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I went to the store again, and I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
After a lot of frustration, I went to the store again and I bought a lead whistle.
I was really mad at this point. It steel wooden lead me whistle!
Whistles
I bought a wooden whistle...
But it wooden whistle
So I bought a steel whistle...
But it steel wooden whistle
Then I bought a lead whistle...
But it steel wooden lead me whistle!
What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?
Nothing, he's Snowden.
Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam.
FBI is still looking for the leak.
Why couldn't he whistle blower leave Russia?
Because he was Snowden!
Get it? Snowed in? Snowden?
Ahh...you'll get it tomorrow.
Why did the whistleblower wait until summer to move to Russia?
It doesn't really Snowden.
Why didn't the whistleblower make it to work?
Because he was Snow'd-en.
Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?
Because it's Snowden.
Can't whistle?
That's okay! We prefer hummers anyway!
What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?
I'm Snowden!
I whistled and ran up to the cow, and it fled, letting out this really loud and distinctive "moo" as it ran off.
It was quite a cow word.
I tried whistling in reverse today
I kind of s**...
Why don't whistleblowers escape to the mountains during winter?
Because they get Snowden!
