Whist Jokes
15 whist jokes and hilarious whist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Whist Short Jokes
Short whist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whist humour may include short whim jokes also.
- Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now.
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What funny jokes about whist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whist pranks.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
Because he was Snowden
What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?
Nothing, he's Snowden.
Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam.
FBI is still looking for the leak.
Why couldn't he whistle blower leave Russia?
Because he was Snowden!
Get it? Snowed in? Snowden?
Ahh...you'll get it tomorrow.
Why did the whistleblower wait until summer to move to Russia?
It doesn't really Snowden.
Why didn't the whistleblower make it to work?
Because he was Snow'd-en.
Can't whistle?
That's okay! We prefer hummers anyway!
What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?
I'm Snowden!
I whistled and ran up to the cow, and it fled, letting out this really loud and distinctive "moo" as it ran off.
It was quite a cow word.
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I tried whistling in reverse today
I kind of s**...
Why don't whistleblowers escape to the mountains during winter?
Because they get Snowden!
You know that whistle-blower that was supposed to be here?
Nah..he was stuck in Florida
Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?
Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)
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Elephant Anatomy
A family take a trip to the zoo and, whist stood by the elephant enclosure, the young son walks over to his father.
"Dad" starts the boy. "What is that long bit hanging down from the elephant?"
"Why that's his trunk." replies the father.
"No, I mean between his legs!" continues the son.
"Go and ask your mother." says the dad.
"I already asked her." says the young lad.
"And what did she tell you?" asks the father.
"She said it was nothing" replies the son.
"That's the problem with your mother." says the father "She's been spoiled."
