Whiskers Jokes
21 whiskers jokes and hilarious whiskers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whiskers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Whiskers Short Jokes
Short whiskers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whiskers humour may include short paws jokes also.
- I put Whiskers down today. It was time to end the suffering. I'm not that sad about it though. It was a dumb name for a kid anyway.
- What did the philosophical whisker say to the other? Man, we've really grown far from our roots.
- What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus? One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus.
- Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated? So their skin won't feel so abrucive
- Fortunately my cat Whiskers did not win the feline b**... contest... We avoided a cat-a**...-trophy
- What's the difference between a catfish and a Frenchman? One is a filthy, slimy, bottom-feeding, s**...-s**... monstrosity with long whiskers, and the other is a fish.
- What's the difference between a catfish and a Russian p**...? One has whiskers and smells like fish. And the other is a fish.
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Whiskers One Liners
Which whiskers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whiskers? I can suggest the ones about cat scratch and cats and kittens.
- Why do cats make the fluffiest omelettes? They have the best whiskers
- The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is... ...don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub
- I got catcalled today. I am impressed Mr. Whiskers has learned to use a phone.
- How do you scramble a female cat? You whisker.
- How does a cat make whipped cream? With it's whiskers.
- What is a cat's favorite drink? A whisker sour.
- What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink? Whiskers on the rocks
- Got caught stealing a utensil set earlier... I was a whisker away.
Uplifting Whiskers Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about whiskers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cat fur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whiskers pranks.
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have
happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.
The Old Cowboy's Shave
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does .
Clean Shave
An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, NT, Aussie, for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old drover to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old drover tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in yonks, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut
He asks the barber, "do you think you can get all my whiskers off? My cheeks are so wrinkled from age".
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".
