Whisk Jokes
82 whisk jokes and hilarious whisk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whisk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Whisk Short Jokes
Short whisk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whisk humour may include short whim jokes also.
- My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils... But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- My girlfriend asked me why I was sitting with the eggs... I couldn't find my whisk, and if you can't beat them, you might as well join them...
- IKEA said if they catch me stealing anything else I'll be banned for life But that's a whisk I'm willing to take
- What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
- I never thought I'd be shoplifting from a kitchen supply store But that's a whisk I'm willing to take
- I keep on taking kitchen utensils from my parents My friends say I'll be in prison if I'm caught, but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- I got fired from my kitchen job for stealing cookware... ... it was a whisk I was willing to take.
- My dad said he'll kick me out for stealing from his kitchen Well that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils... ...but that's a whisk i'm willing to take.
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Whisk One Liners
Which whisk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whisk? I can suggest the ones about whip and whist.
- I started stealing cutlery from my cooking classes It was a whisk I was willing to take
- I don't usually steal utensils, but if I'm desperate… It's a whisk i'm willing to take.
- Someone stole a kitchen utensil from my house He said it was a whisk worth taking
- My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- I stole some tools from my last kitchen job... It was a whisk I was willing to take.
- A kleptomaniac signed up for a cooking class, He wanted to take a whisk.
- I robbed a cookery shop last night... to make it big you've got to take some whisks.
- What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? Beats me.
- I robbed a bakery today. It was dangerous, but I took the whisk.
- Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing I've always been a whisk taker.
- My mom told me to stop taking the kitchen utensils. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
- I almost didn't steal the kitchen utensil but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
- Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get insurance? He was high whisk.
- What do you call a risky baker? A whisk taker.
- My roommate hates when I steal his untensils But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
Whisk Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about whisk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whisk pranks.
Is it whisky?
Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says "is it whisky?". His accomplice turns to him and says "yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank".
I'm on a whiskey diet...
I've lost three days already.
What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?
It was worth the whisk
Jonathon Ross at it again..
BBC News: Jonathan Ross has been caught stealing from the BBC Kitchen, here is an exclusive interview as he was being escorted out of the premises:
"Jonathon, why did you do it? you knew you could potentially lose your job."
"Well," He replied, "It was just the whisk I had to take"
I'm sitting in a jail cell
and it's killing me that I was arrested for something so s**.... On a dare, I robbed a kitchen supply store. Sure, the expensive knives would have been great, and who doesn't want a food processor?
But all in all, it just wasn't work the whisk.
It may be i**... to steal kitchen utensils, but what can I say?
I'm a whisk taker
My housemates may get angry at me for stealing all their cooking utensils..
..but quite frankly that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Tom Cruise starts a cooking show...
"Whisky Business."
Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right?
Right?
I really like my eggs over-easy. Today, I was gonna try them scrambled...
...but it's not worth the whisk.
I've decided to keep my blender on the top shelf.
It's a high whisk strategy.
My mother didn't want me to go to culinary school.
She said it would be a high whisk environment.
I was stealing kitchen utensils last night...
And I barely made it out without getting caught. But it was a whisk I was willing to take.
I like my whisky like I like my women
Aged 12 years in a cellar.
I was mugged by a guy equipped with kitchen utensils.
I considered running, but it was a big whisk.
A mother is cooking in her kitchen when...
A mother is cooking in her kitchen when she picks up the p**.... A genie comes out of the p**... and says " You have one whisk, use it wisely"
Did you know that Whiskey is a great solution?
One double and you'll start feeling single again.
I decided not to make my own mayonnaise.
I didn't want to whisk it.
My wife told me she is leaving me if I don't stop stealing her kitchen utensils
But that's a whisk I am willing to take
My friends hate it when I steal their kitchen utensils...
but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
I'm on a whiskey diet
So far I've lost two weeks
It's actually really dangerous to steal kitchen utensils from bakeries.
But you just have to be willing to take the whisk
My wife told me to stop stealing kitchen utensils.
I ignored her. It's a whisk I'm willing to take.
My wife told me not to take the kitchen utensils
but thats a whisk im willing to take
my wife said dont steal the kitchen utensils
it was a whisk I was willing to take
I just stole a kitchen utensil
It was a whisk worth taking
If you're thinking about mixing together poison ingredients...
Don't whisk it!
My roommate gets very upset when I use his kitchen utensils.
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
I once beat cream depressingly with a fork.
No whisk no fun.
My mom hates when I take kitchen items that she needs and hides it in my room
But its a whisk I'm willing to take
My son was mixing the pancake batter with a whisk in both hands while he was helping my wife make Father's Day breakfast.
I gasped and said, honey, do you really think you should be letting him do that? That looks two whisk-y!
Nobody I talked to thought it was a good idea to rob a bakery
But it was a whisk I was willing to take
My mum warned me not to steal any of her kitchen utensils. Little did she know..
it is a whisk i am willing to take...
Look man, this insane need of yours to break into high-end cooking stores and steal kitchen utensils like this thing you're eyeing, is going to get you thrown back in jail if you're caught! Think of your family, please!
I appreciate the concern, I really do, but that's a whisk I've go to take!
I decided against breaking into the Home Depot to steal their largest egg beater...
It was too big a whisk
I need to beat some eggs. Will need to borrow one of my wife's kitchen utensils (she hates that)
A whisk I'm willing to take
I am doing a new Whiskey diet and it is working. So far I have lost
7 days
I suffer from a rare form of kleptomania that causes me to steal people kitchen utensils.
it's just a whisk I'm willing to take.
Using a broken whisk to mix your pancakes could work
But theres some whisk involved.
if I keep stealing kitchen utensils, I may be labeled a thief.
But it's a whisk I'm going to have to take.
My wife told me not to steal from my friend's kitchen...
... but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
I like my whiskey like I like my women.
Irish, aged 18 years and mix up with a little coke.
While at Walmart, I saw an amazing cooking utensil that I didn't have enough money for.
That's a whisk I'm willing to take.
I yelled at my girlfriend, "If you continue stealing my cooking utensils, I'll move out!" She just laughed and said...
"That's a whisk I'm willing to take!"
