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A man and a small girl were walking in the woods at night.

The forest was dark and silent.
The girl whined: "I'm scared!"
The man replied: "Oh, YOU're scared?! I have to get out of here all by myself!"

A lawyer was opening the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and struck the door, ripping it completely off the hinges.

When police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my car!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, it's incredible!" retorted the officer, "You're so concerned about your s**... BMW that you didn't even notice your left arm has been ripped off".
Upon heaering this the lawyers eyes shoot wide open as he jolts his head towards the left shoulder, only to find that his arm was indeed completely missing.
"Oh my god!", replied the lawyer, "Where's my Rolex!"

The compliment seeking wife...

Harry, whined Mary, to her husband of 20 years. What should I do?! I'm not ready for old age! I'm only 40 years old but I look and feel like I'm over 55! My face is all wrinkly, my back is bent over, and my hair is all thinned out. Well, said Harry after looking her up and down, There is one thing about you that still works as good as new. Oh Harry! said Mary sitting down next to her husband, you always know just what to say! What are you referring to? Never mind said Harry looking down. C'mon Harry, please tell me what you were referring to. Mary, please don't make me. Harry I insist. Well I was going to remark about how your eyesight seems to be working just fine!


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