Whine Jokes

Funniest Whine Short Jokes

Short whine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whine humour may include short whiny jokes also.

1. A plane carrying Donald Trump made an emergency landing in New Orleans after alleged engine failure over the Gulf of Mexico. Turns out there was just a loud whine coming from the right wing.
2. My daughter was whining about her chores. She asked if she needed to vacuum the whole apartment.
   I said, "no, just do the floor."
3. What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
4. What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy? A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining.
   Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
5. What do you call a dinner at a fancy restaurant with your 3 year old? Whine & dine
   I'll see myself out
6. How can you tell when a jet landing in Australia is from England? When the engines are turned off the whining continues.
7. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine? The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida.
8. My mate quit the rat race to become an apple farmer, and now he's whining about how much work it is. So I told him to just grow a pear.
9. What's the difference between the people who complain about the jokes here and a puppy? Eventually, the puppy will grow up and not whine as much.
10. I like to take my girlfriend to restaurants so she can complain I call it "whining and dining"

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Whine One Liners

Which whine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whine? I can suggest the ones about wailing and whistle.

1. What's a Karen's favorite drink? Whine
2. What does the Alt-Right drink? White whine.
3. What is the favorite drink of the Republican Party? White Whine.
4. I stepped on a grape once. It didn't scream, but it did let out a little whine.
5. Replaced my girlfriend with a supercharger At least I enjoy hearing it whine
6. What do you call an expensive restaurant? Dine & Whine
7. What does a men's rights activist usually drink? White whine.
8. What are people who work on vineyards very good at? Whining
9. How do they make whine? By fermenting gripes.
10. How can you tell when the poms have landed? Because the plane is still whining
11. My wife is like a grape She lets out a little whine.
12. What should you never do in front of an alcoholic? Whine.
13. Complaints via email or texts should be called "Read Whine"
14. What does alcohol do all day? It w(h)ines
15. Why did the grape have no friends? Because he was always whining.

Charming Humor Whine Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about whine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean groan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whine pranks.