Whine Jokes
45 whine jokes and hilarious whine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Whine Short Jokes
Short whine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whine humour may include short whiny jokes also.
- A plane carrying Donald Trump made an emergency landing in New Orleans after alleged engine failure over the Gulf of Mexico. Turns out there was just a loud whine coming from the right wing.
- My daughter was whining about her chores. She asked if she needed to vacuum the whole apartment.
I said, "no, just do the floor." - What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
- What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy? A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining.
Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one. - What did the grape say after the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little whine.
- What do you call a dinner at a fancy restaurant with your 3 year old? Whine & dine
I'll see myself out - How can you tell when a jet landing in Australia is from England? When the engines are turned off the whining continues.
- What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine? The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida.
- My mate quit the rat race to become an apple farmer, and now he's whining about how much work it is. So I told him to just grow a pear.
- What's the difference between the people who complain about the jokes here and a puppy? Eventually, the puppy will grow up and not whine as much.
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Whine One Liners
Which whine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whine? I can suggest the ones about wailing and whistle.
- What's a Karen's favorite drink? Whine
- What do you call a basement full of feminists? A whine cellar.
- What does the Alt-Right drink? White whine.
- What do you call a bunch of Democrats in a basement? A whine cellar.
- What did the grape do when it was stepped on? It let out a little whine.
- What is the favorite drink of the Republican Party? White Whine.
- I stepped on a grape once. It didn't scream, but it did let out a little whine.
- Toddlers are like Jesus They turn water into whine.
- What do you call a basement full of progressives? A whine cellar.
- Replaced my girlfriend with a supercharger At least I enjoy hearing it whine
- Our son is whining because we circumcised him... like have some thicker skin dude
- What do you call an expensive restaurant? Dine & Whine
- Stuck up people are the worst They always whine and cry when you are taking their money.
- What does a men's rights activist usually drink? White whine.
- What are people who work on vineyards very good at? Whining
Charming Humor Whine Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about whine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean groan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whine pranks.
A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill...
A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn't eat meat.
I think if he had to build his own computer he'd wouldn't whine on Facebook.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
Mi son then went on to say !!! I went for a job interview today and the manager said,"We're looking for someone who is responsible"
..."Well I'm your man" I replied,"In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible"
My 11-year-old made me laugh with these !!!
What's the difference between a Karen and a puppy?
Eventually, the puppy will grow up and not whine as much.
Why are there no anti-vaxxer Boxing champs ?
They whine about taking a few jabs and complain about rights.
Jesus becomes a bartender. Man says hey you s**... I ordered a beer but you just gave me water.
I told you I could turn water into whine.
Religion is like Gym Classes
Some people whine excessively about it, most don't really care and those who take it too seriously usually don't go too far in life.
How much nice guys do you need to screw a lightbulb
None because they will just compliment it and then whine about how it doesn't want to screw them
Why are huskies always drunk?
Because _whine_ runs in their blood!
You can thank my 2 AM sleep-deprived brain for this :P
Dogs run around n**..., roll in dirt, and whine for a belly rub all the time.
So why when I do it, I just get called a psychopath?
It's Wine Day
It's National Wine Day. Not National Whine Day, as I came to realize after receiving dozens of n**... looks throughout the day
How do they make whine?
By fermenting gripes.
My wife is like a grape
She lets out a little whine.
