The Best 14 Whim Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Whim jokes. There are some whim duet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these whim fancy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Whim Jokes and Puns

The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away

Aweem away

My urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

On a whim, I bought a snake yesterday at the local pet store...

Last night, I attempted to feed it a freshly grilled hamburger.
Just the patty, no bread.
The thing is, he wouldn't eat it.
As it turns out,
my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, Hun.

Whim joke, On a whim, I bought a snake yesterday at the local pet store...

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

You know what they say about the song "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

The urge to sing is just a whim away


I ain't saying she's a gold digger. . .

But you don't buy a pickaxe and mining helmet on a whim

At any given moment the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just a whim away

A whim away, a whim a way, a whim away AAAAAWEEEEE^EEEEE^^EEEEEEE^^^EEEEEEE

Whim joke, At any given moment the urge to sing  the lion sleeps tonight  is just a whim away

Sometimes I just get the urge to belt out The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

After all, it's only a whim away.

Just remember - An annoying song about a Lions nocturnal habits.....

.... is never more than 'A Whim Away....'

On a whim, I decided to roll around in some poison ivy.

It was a real rash decision.

I went on a spontaneous trip to Africa

It was just a whim away.

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At any given moment the urge to sing is just a whim away.

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away..a whim away..

There is this one catchy song I just cant get rid of. It's always just...

...a whim away^^a^^whim^^away

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