Whiff Jokes
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There was a family of moles underground.
They were just relaxing down there when the father mole pokes his head out the hole and says wow, I smell sugar . The mother mole is interested so she pokes her head out the hole and exclaims wow I smell glucose! Then the mother mole calls her son over and he says holy cow I smell fructose! The sister mole wants to catch a whiff of the smell and climbs to the hole. Sadly the hole is clogged by her family and she said all I smell is molasses
There are three moles at the bottom of their mole hole
The first mole, daddy mole, wakes up, climbs to the top, sticks his nose out and says, "Mmmmm...I smell bacon!"
Mommy mole wakes up. She climbs to the top, sticks her nose out and says, "Mmmmm....I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole wakes up. He climbs up, but gets stuck behind his mom and dad. He takes a big whiff and says, "All I can smell is molasses!"
Doc and Marty mcfly find a mysterious bottle of purple liquor.
Marty opens it and takes a whiff. "Smells kinda like wine, Doc"
Doc grabs the bottle, exclaiming "I don't think it's wine, Marty". Doc takes a sip and spits it into Marty's face. "Grape Scotch!?"
Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store....
and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He takes a whiff and says to an employee, you need to buy some windows.
What do you call a f**...?
A whiff air
A Soviet man slashes the tire of an American ambassador's limo.
When he got caught and asked why he did it, he replied:
"I wanted to get a whiff of freedom."
On Sunday, I walked into the weapons store one day and noticed a banner advertising sarin gas.
I went up to the cashier and asked, "Isn't this stuff i**...?"
The cashier replied, "This isn't your ordinary sarin. This type helps you lose weight," gesturing towards another banner claiming that inhaling a whiff of it every day would help me lose 50 kilos by the end of the week.
Feeling curious, I bought it and tried a whiff. My nose instantly started running and my eyes watered, but determined, I repeated it each day until the end of the week.
By Saturday I felt like I was going to die, but sure enough, I had lost over 70 kilos.
Truly a weapon of mass destruction.
A family of moles lived in a hole in the city.
There was a father mole, a mother mole and many sister and brother moles. One day, they were awoken by a pleasant smell that none of them could identify. The father scurried up the hole and poked his head out, then announced I smell milk and honey! The mother mole followed close behind him, took a whiff and said It smells like sugar cookies to me.
After the sisters and brothers ran up to the hole opening all made their guesses as to what the smell was, the youngest mole announced All I smell is molasses.
A blind man walked onto a harbor..
He took a big whiff and said "Well hello ladies".
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