Whey Jokes
121 whey jokes and hilarious whey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about whey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Whey Short Jokes
Short whey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The whey humour may include short whee jokes also.
- I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, "No whey, José."
- Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
- My personal trainer told me to drink a protein shake everyday at 3 in the morning. But that's whey past my bedtime.
- What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have curds in their whey.
- What does the Mandalorian say after he starts a new diet to gain more muscle? This is the whey.
- There's nothing worse than a bunch of demanding bodybuilders They always have to get their whey
- Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 "hey man, I think we're out of protein powder" bodybuilder 2 responds "No whey!!"
- What did the bodybuilder say when he saw the store had sold out of protein powder? No whey!
- My really jacked friend shockingly ran out of protein powder today. He told me and I was like, No Whey
- What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican bodybuilder. No whey Jose
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Whey One Liners
Which whey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with whey? I can suggest the ones about wheat and whiskey.
- What do you call a mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.
- My friend tried to convince me "whey" is spelled "whfey" There's no f in whey
- Gym bro #1: "Bro, we're out of protein powder." Gym bro #2: "No whey..."
- What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements? No Whey Jose
- What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder? "No whey"
- I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk. I'm in whey over my head.
- My body-building Italian uncle died.... He pasta whey.
- My uncle recently overdosed on protein powder What a whey to go
- Why was the protein self-conscious? Because of how much it wheys
- My nutrition store ran out of protein powder today I was like no whey !
- What did the bodybuilder shout when he found out he was out of protein? No whey!
- Doctor: you're allergic to milk Me: No whey?
- I can't buy any protein powder Because it's whey out of my budget!
- "Hey bro, so I just got diagnosed with a dairy allergy." "No whey, man."
- What do bodybuilders say when they run out of protein? No whey!
Whey Protein Jokes
Here is a list of funny whey protein jokes and even better whey protein puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why would you get bigger if you ate a whole tub of protein every day? Because you ate whey too much
- My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, "no whey....."
(true story) - The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder. It was a whey in a manger.
- I found a spider in my protein powder today I politely asked him to get out of my whey.
- What did the body builder say when he was told protein shakes don't work? No whey!
- Protein shakes are really expensive.... Whey expensive.
- Why was the protein powder maker never satisfied with his work? He always kept looking for new wheys to improve
- My roommate seemed like he was in denial when I told him I spilled all his protein powder... ...he just kept saying "no whey, no whey"
- I had a falling out with my friend over a protein powder We decided to go our separate wheys
- Why do bodybuilders get huge when they consume protein? Because they eat whey too much

Hilarious Whey Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about whey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make whey pranks.
What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.)
***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version.
What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?
The curds get in the whey!
What do ISIL and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
Both have curds in their whey.
-Credit goes to my professor
What happened to Little Miss Muffet in front of the raucous 60,000 man crowd?
She dropped her curds and WHEY!
Weightlifters.
You should really stay out of their whey.
How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?
Because it's whey strained.
How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?
You've had whey too much!
MOVE CHEESE!!
Get out of the whey!!
Credit to some youtuber.
I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements.
There's just no whey.
TOO MUCH PROTEIN?
No whey mate
A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods...
And dies of starvation when he can't find his whey.
Why are protein shakes such loners?
They're whey isolate.
Is milk the best workout supplement?
No, whey man!
(My first dad joke, im so proud!)
What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?
No whey José.
Two Mexican body builders
have devoted their lives to power-lifting and they just found out that certain protein supplements have become i**.... Just as one was about to sip on his protein shake, the other smacks it out of his hand and yells: "No whey, Jose!"
What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?
No whey...
I can't direct you the ingredients to the ultimate diet shake....
But I can show you the whey
My brother told me we ran out of protein powder
I didn't believe him, so I said
No Whey
My friend told me about a new supplement to radically increase your muscle growth...
I told him "no way!" and he replied "actually it's all whey."
What did one bodybuilder ask the other?
How much do you whey bro?
A bodybuilder told me he hates protein.
No whey!
What did the homeless Mexican bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
No whey, homes.
What do you say to your Mexican friend when you don't have any of the protein powder he asked for?
"No whey Jose"
Who knew Peter Frampton was such a committed vegetarian?
Always singing "I want you to show me the whey."
I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.
But there was no whey.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite movie?
Fifty Shakes of Whey.
I recently took up cheesemaking
All my friends were like, "No whey!"
I was complaining about my lack of muscle growth to a buddy of mine in the gym...
Me: I come here everyday, 3 hours each day and I look the same as I did 6 months ago.
Buddy: No whey!
I just started working out and taking supplements
Am feeling whey better now
What did the guy say when he realized the milk was curdled?
NO WHEY!
The Kurds want independence
but they can't always get their whey.
My lifting buddy was shocked when I told him that we were out of protein powder.
He said "No whey!"
I'll be here all night.
If Saddam Hussein had married Little Miss Muffet...
would the Kurds have had their whey?
Would you believe my protein powder is dairy free?
No whey!
I just found out how cheese is made.
I was like: "No whey!"
Does anyone believe the bodybuilder who claims he never used protein suppliments?
No whey.
What do you call it when you steal your roommates protein powder while s**...?
High Whey Robbery
I can't believe plant-based protein powder exists
There's no whey
I'll never run out of protein powder
There'd be no whey!
This morning I told my wife we were out of protein powder. She replied.....
No Whey
What happened to the body builder who lost their protein powder?
They lost their whey
What did the lactose intolerant Mexican say?
No whey Jose.
Did you know that you can't make cheese without Jesus?
Because He is the whey
I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.
I told him "No whey, Jose"
Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria?
There were curds in their whey.
I once asked a cheese maker if there was any way he could make me a block of cheddar using soy milk.
Hey said, "I'm sorry, but there's no whey."
My friend told me he can't drink milk. I asked him if he is lactose intolerant. He said he is actually allergic to the milk protein.
I said No whey!
People ask whether I'll make cheese in my afterlife. I tell them,
There's no whey in h**....
Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in h**....
Man 1: Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?
Man 2: Dude, there's no whey in h**....
A Bodybuilder Enters h**...
After a full day of hard labor, he asks Satan , "Hey man, is there somewhere I can get a protein shake around here?".
Satan replies, " There's no whey in h**...!!! ".
Ain't nobody going to stop me from getting cheese byproduct.
I always get my whey.
The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say...
..."This is the whey"
(Sorry)
What did the Mandalorian say when his milk curdled and he strained out the curds?
This is the whey.
What does the Mandalorian say during pre-workout?
"This is the whey"

