The Best 11 Wheres Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wheres jokes. There are some wheres howie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wheres dang puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wheres Jokes and Puns

A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill..

He takes a bite and then says "wheres my change?"

The vendor replies "change only comes from within"

My favourite joke

So a guy goes into a pub, walks up to the bar and asks for a pint.

The barman replies: one pound please. The guy says back: only one pound?!
The barman replies: aye only a pound.

The guy takes his pint and enjoys it and after a few more pints at a pound each the guy feels cheeky.

The guy says: ill have a steak and chips mate.
The barman replies: three quid.
The guy then asked: do you own this pub?
The barman replies: no.
The guy then asked: wheres the boss then? I want to ask why the prices are so low.
The barman replies: he's upstairs with my wife.
The guy then asked: why? Whats he doing with your wife?
The barman replies: the same thing i'm doing to his business.

What Did the Little corn ask his mama corn?

mom wheres Popcorn

Wheres joke, What Did the Little corn ask his mama corn?

what did the kid-corn say to the mom-corn

Wheres the popcorn

Wheres the best place to hide after shooting a black guy?

behind a badge

A few guys are out at a bar

when they see a guy who is so plastered that he can't even stand. So they decided to help get him home and end up having to carry him the whole way. They ring the doorbell and the wife answers and they tell her he was very drunk so they brought him home for her and she says "Thanks, but wheres his wheelchair?"

A kid asks to go to the bathroom...

A kid asks to go to the bathroom in school, the teacher says "Okay, but you have to say your ABC's first!"
So he quickly says "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z".
She says "Very good, but wheres the P?"
And he replies "Running down my leg...."

Wheres joke, A kid asks to go to the bathroom...

Wheres the safest to be after a murder?

A casket.

Two penguins are paddling a canoe in the desert..

One says to the other: "Wheres the paddle!"
And the other says: "Sure does!"


Wheres the P?

Running down my leg ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)


I wrote an essay once. It was about airplanes.

My Teacher asked wheres the answer to the question?

I said It Is In Plane Sight.

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