Wheres Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill..

He takes a bite and then says "wheres my change?"

The vendor replies "change only comes from within"

Wheres the library at?

So a guy from Minnesota goes to Harvard and he goes up to one of the students and asks, "hey could you tell me where the library is at"? and the student snobbly replies, "This is Harvard we don't end our sentences with prepositions". To which the student form Minnesota replies, "okay, could you tell me where the library is at asshole"?

My favourite joke

So a guy goes into a pub, walks up to the bar and asks for a pint.

The barman replies: one pound please. The guy says back: only one pound?!
The barman replies: aye only a pound.

The guy takes his pint and enjoys it and after a few more pints at a pound each the guy feels cheeky.

The guy says: ill have a steak and chips mate.
The barman replies: three quid.
The guy then asked: do you own this pub?
The barman replies: no.
The guy then asked: wheres the boss then? I want to ask why the prices are so low.
The barman replies: he's upstairs with my wife.
The guy then asked: why? Whats he doing with your wife?
The barman replies: the same thing i'm doing to his business.

what did the kid-corn say to the mom-corn

Wheres the popcorn

but wheres the punch line?

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

Wheres the best place to hide after shooting a black guy?

behind a badge

A kid asks to go to the bathroom...

A kid asks to go to the bathroom in school, the teacher says "Okay, but you have to say your ABC's first!"
So he quickly says "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z".
She says "Very good, but wheres the P?"
And he replies "Running down my leg...."

Wheres the safest to be after a murder?

A casket.

A man phones home from his business trip...

His 9yo son answers and says hey.

"Hey buddy, it's dad! Wheres youre mom?"

"I will check", replies the son as he walks to his parents' bedroom and sees his mom in bed with uncle Jim. "She is playing in bed with uncle Jim"

"What?! Uncle Jim?! Tell them I will be right over!" the man fumes.

"Mom, dad says he'll be right over", says the kid. His mom starts panicking and shouting, uncle Jim jumps quickly from the window and falls in the empty pool and cracks his head. The mom rolls in sheets, exits the room and falls down the stairs and cracks her head.

The kid looks around and starts crying.

"What happened son?"

"Mom fell down the stairs abd uncle Jim jumped into the empty pool and died" he squeals.

"The pool?" Asks the man. "Is this the Goldberg house??"


Wheres the P?

Running down my leg ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

Two penguins are paddling a canoe in the desert..

One says to the other: "Wheres the paddle!"
And the other says: "Sure does!"


I wrote an essay once. It was about airplanes.

My Teacher asked wheres the answer to the question?

I said It Is In Plane Sight.

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