Wheres Jokes
16 wheres jokes and hilarious wheres puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wheres that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wheres Short Jokes
Short wheres jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wheres humour may include short hows jokes also.
- A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says "wheres my change?"
The vendor replies "change only comes from within" - Two penguins are paddling a canoe in the desert.. One says to the other: "Wheres the paddle!"
And the other says: "Sure does!"
- A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z Wheres the P?
Running down my leg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Airplanes I wrote an essay once. It was about airplanes.
My Teacher asked wheres the answer to the question?
I said It Is In Plane Sight. - Wheres somewhere you can queue up that makes you laugh and cry at the same time? The punchline
- How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? Just ask someone "hey wheres the blind man?"
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Wheres One Liners
Which wheres one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wheres? I can suggest the ones about whos there and shes.
- What Did the Little corn ask his mama corn? mom wheres Popcorn
- what did the kid-corn say to the mom-corn Wheres the popcorn
- Wheres the best place to hide after shooting a black guy? behind a badge
- Wheres my dog gone? Dead in the trash
- Wheres the safest to be after a m**...? A casket.
Comical Wheres Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about wheres you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wheres pranks.
My favourite joke
So a guy goes into a pub, walks up to the bar and asks for a pint.
The barman replies: one pound please. The guy says back: only one pound?!
The barman replies: aye only a pound.
The guy takes his pint and enjoys it and after a few more pints at a pound each the guy feels cheeky.
The guy says: ill have a steak and chips mate.
The barman replies: three quid.
The guy then asked: do you own this pub?
The barman replies: no.
The guy then asked: wheres the boss then? I want to ask why the prices are so low.
The barman replies: he's upstairs with my wife.
The guy then asked: why? Whats he doing with your wife?
The barman replies: the same thing i'm doing to his business.
A few guys are out at a bar
when they see a guy who is so plastered that he can't even stand. So they decided to help get him home and end up having to carry him the whole way. They ring the doorbell and the wife answers and they tell her he was very drunk so they brought him home for her and she says "Thanks, but wheres his wheelchair?"
A kid asks to go to the bathroom...
A kid asks to go to the bathroom in school, the teacher says "Okay, but you have to say your ABC's first!"
So he quickly says "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z".
She says "Very good, but wheres the P?"
And he replies "Running down my leg...."
Little Timmy and God
5yr old Timmy went to church and the priest wanted to teach them that god lives within us all..so the first child he saw was Timmy and he asked "wheres god Timmy?" and Timmy went pale white and ran home as fast as he could and hid under the bed...when his mother asked Timmy what happened he replied..
"gods missing and they blaming me!"
