The Best 35 When In Rome Jokes

Following is our collection of funny When In Rome jokes. There are some when in rome jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these when in rome puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest When In Rome Jokes and Puns

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

A barbarian slave in Rome somehow won the attention of Caesar's daughter

They became lovers. To avoid pregnancy, they agreed to oral sex only. After just a few encounters, they were caught in the act. At first the barbarian, imprisoned and sentenced to fight to entertain the crowd, regretted his poor judgment.

Eventually, though, he was gladiator.

Two nuns are riding bicycles through the streets of Rome.

"I've never come this way before" says the first nun.

The second nun replies: "It's the cobblestones."

In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.


nuns have desires too

two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets and alleys of rome.

one turns to the other and says, "i've never come this way before".

the other nun says, "it's the cobblestones".

(A joke from ancient Rome) A young idiot is told that it looks like his beard is coming in, so he goes down to the gate to wait for it to arrive.

While he's waiting a friend sees him and asks what he's doing. "I'm waiting for my beard, I was told it was coming in." Says the idiot. "No wonder people call you an idiot" says the friend... "How do you know it's not coming in from the other gate?"

What is the proper way to explore Italy?

You Rome.

How did kids in Ancient Rome get their hair cut?

With little Caesar's.

What was the most common sandwich in Ancient Rome?

A Plebeian J

Dave knows everyone joke

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, โ€œYou know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.โ€
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, โ€œOK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?โ€
โ€œNo dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.โ€ So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruiseโ€™s door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
โ€œDave! Whatโ€™s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!โ€
Although impressed, Daveโ€™s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruiseโ€™s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
โ€œNo, no, just name anyone else,โ€ Dave says.
โ€œPresident Obama,โ€ his boss quickly retorts.
โ€œYup,โ€ Dave says, โ€œOld buddies, letโ€™s fly out to Washington,โ€ and off they go.
At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, โ€œDave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and letโ€™s have a beer first and catch up.โ€
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
โ€œPope Francis,โ€ his boss replies.
โ€œSure!โ€ says Dave. โ€œIโ€™ve known the Pope for years.โ€ So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vaticanโ€™s St. Peterโ€™s Square when Dave says, โ€œThis will never work. I canโ€™t catch the Popeโ€™s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and Iโ€™ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.โ€ He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his bossโ€™ side, Dave asks him, โ€œWhat happened?โ€
His boss looks up and says, โ€œIt was the final strawโ€ฆ you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, โ€˜Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave?โ€™

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

I read about how in ancient Rome gladiators had a layer of fat to protect them in combat.

I'm gonna start telling people I have the body of a gladiator.

Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome . One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."

The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."ย 

What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy?

One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Ancient Rome conquered many lands. The leader of the time decided to tour...

He made it to England where he encountered a type of weather he had never seen before. As the frozen rain fell he asked "what is this?!"

The commander replied "Hail, Cesar".

Cesar replied "Hail! Now, what is this weather?"

...

...

"It's horrible."

"Agree."

Fat fashion designer has found a time machine [OC]

Thinking about how many opportunities of discovery await him, he went inside and clicked a button.

He soon found himself in ancient rome. He noticed all the plebs wearing cool ancient clothes so he quickly went to the nearest shopping centre.

Being fat himself, he asked the shopkeeper if they can sell him XL shirts. That question made the shopkeeper curious, thus he asked the designer:

\-Do you really want to purchase that many shirts?

How do you cut Rome in half?

Use a pair of Ceasers


What do you call a sleepwalking bishop?

A rome-ing catholic

Two nuns were riding their bikes...

Two nuns were riding their bikes through Rome headed to the Vatican. One nun said to the other, "You know, sister, I don't think I've ever come this way before." The other nun said, "It's the cobblestones."

The origin of CrossFit can be traced all the way back to ancient Rome.

Take Jesus for example, he fit nicely on that cross.

When I lived in Rome I started a Blink-182 cover band...

We called it Blink-CLXXXII

One American in Rome, Drinking beer at street cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him.

American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.

The Emperor Nero was struggling with deciding his gender.

He spent months waffling back and forth until finally in July of AD 64 he decided to make his decision public.

Everything in Rome was fine until that gender reveal party.

Why did Rome Fall?

Because it slipped on some Greece.

I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five

She gave me hi V

Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.

The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"

What do you call a depressed tick from Rome?

A hopeless Roman Tick

A jewish couple where walking the streets of Rome on vacation.

They walk past a fancy restaurant and the wife says " mmm that place smells amazing!". The Husband replies " You're right it does smell really good. If you want on the way back to the hotel we can walk by this same place again"

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Okay, so, I *had* an offensive joke I wanted to tell about Ancient Rome

But I don't have the Gaul anymore...

I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...

..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.

Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.

These are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.

What every athlete says after winning: "First of all, I'd like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."

Chuck can eat Chinese food with one chopstick.

Chuck threw a few rocks into the Pacific Ocean. These are now known as Hawaii.

Chuck can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass..................at night.

When Chuck is in Rome, they do what HE does.

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one questions why.

Did you know they didn't have smart phones in ancient Rome?

They had tablets.

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We suggest to use only working when in rome piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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