Wheelie Jokes
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An Australian bin man knocks at the door of a chinese guy
And asks 'where's ya bin mate'
The guy answers 'I bin watching TV!'
The Ozzie asks 'na mate where's ya wheelie bin'
The guy hangs his head and says 'I wheelie been w**...'
What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?
Professor +
I'm sorry. lol.
A joke for Australians
The Garbo's doing his rounds and he gets his mate,the b**...'s place and the bin ain't out the front. So the Garbo knocks on the door. "G'Day, b**.... Long time no see. Where's ya bin?" Asks the Garbo. "I bin on holidays." Says the b**.... "Nah mate, where's ya bin?" Repeats the Garbo. "I just said," responds the b**..., "I bin on holidays." "No no. Where's ya wheelie bin?" Clarifies the Garbo. The b**... responds, "Well I wheelie bin in jail but I tell people I was on holidays."
Came up with this years ago while waiting for my mom to wake up that morning.
What happened when the bike ran over a nail?
It popped a wheelie.
What happend when the bike ran over a nail?
It popped a wheelie.
Motorcyclist: I can drive this motorcycle on one wheel!
4 year old: *gasp* wheelie?!
A rubbish collector knocks on the door of a house that didn't leave their bin outside and an Asian man answers the door
>"Excuse me mate, where's ya bin?"
>"I bin Hong Kong!"
>"No where's ya wheelie bin?"
>"I wheelie bin Hong Kong!"
Sorry it's an old joke I heard as a kid!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie
on a unicycle
I asked my neighbor, who I hadn't seen for a while, where's his bin?
He said he'd been on holiday. As he'd misheard me I asked where's his wheelie bin? He replied, ok I've really been in prison.
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