The Best 38 Wheelchairs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wheelchairs jokes. There are some wheelchairs segway jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wheelchairs vegtable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wheelchairs Jokes and Puns

What do you do after eating vegetables?

Try to sell the wheelchairs

Why do the allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a flight?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Are people in wheelchairs okay with jokes being made about them?

I don't know where they stand on the issue.

Wheelchairs joke, Are people in wheelchairs okay with jokes being made about them?

I was just at a cell phone convention and stopped at the Virgin Mobile booth.

It was just a bunch of nuns in wheelchairs.

I used to be in a wheelchair....

But I kept getting pushed around.

I thought this joke up at work where we deal with wheelchairs and thought I'd share.

Q: What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Handicap Comedians

Why aren't there any comedians who are in wheelchairs?

Because they can't do stand up.

Wheelchairs joke, Handicap Comedians


A perfect gift for that "special" someone.

Why didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat vegetables?

He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

People in wheelchairs just don't get humor.

They never know when you're pulling their leg.

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Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Wheelchair tax

The new tax on wheelchairs has been met with major resistance, with some users refusing to stand for it.

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs.

She replied "Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Wheelchairs joke, What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

Gay guys in wheelchairs are like tomatoes.

Are they a fruit, or are they a vegetable?

Wheelchairs should have pedals on them

So if you get tired of using your arms you can pedal

I put all of my crops and produce in wheelchairs...

That way all of my vegetables feel special.

Why are people in wheelchairs so chill?

They roll with the punches

You can't cook vegetables in the microwave.

The wheelchairs don't fit.

People in wheelchairs

Today my friend was telling me all about how he works helping people in wheelchairs move around, moving them from one place to the other, and helping them get to their destinations.

It was a moving story.

Why do people in wheelchairs lose things a lot?

Because they can't retrace their steps

I was able to sell a lot of vegetables yesterday!

Still don't know what to do with the wheelchairs though.

Kids in wheelchairs always have creative Halloween costumes.

They have a leg-up on the competition

Told my boss he needs winter tires

Got fired. Apparently that's something offensive to say to people in wheelchairs.

Life is quite hard for people in wheelchairs.

They keep on being pushed around.

Did you hear about that paraolympic swimming team that died?

As it turns out, their wheelchairs couldn't float

What do guns and wheelchairs have in common?

Why do you never see gay men in wheelchairs?

Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Today I watched a video called 10 best wheelchairs in the world.

Bellow the video it said comments are disabled.

People in wheelchairs can't jaywalk

But they can jayroll

How to people in wheelchairs get to the underworld?

They take the hell-evator.

What game do kids in wheelchairs like to play?


Quick cooking question - After I boil the vegetables,

What do I do with the leftover wheelchairs?

People in wheelchairs....

...shouldn't let other people push them around.

You know what people in wheelchairs can't stand


One joke I've heard

They say laughter is the best medicine. So, maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wheelchairs vegetables jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wheelchairs paralympics piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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