Wheelchairs Jokes

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The Best Wheelchairs Puns

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs.

She replied "Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."

Why do you never see gay men in wheelchairs?

Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Told my boss he needs winter tires

Got fired. Apparently that's something offensive to say to people in wheelchairs.

Today I watched a video called 10 best wheelchairs in the world.

Bellow the video it said comments are disabled.

People in wheelchairs just don't get humor.

They never know when you're pulling their leg.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

One joke I've heard

They say laughter is the best medicine. So, maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs...

Are people in wheelchairs okay with jokes being made about them?

I don't know where they stand on the issue.

Wheelchairs should have pedals on them

So if you get tired of using your arms you can pedal

You know what people in wheelchairs can't stand


Why are people in wheelchairs so chill?

They roll with the punches

I was able to sell a lot of vegetables yesterday!

Still don't know what to do with the wheelchairs though.

What do you do after eating vegetables?

Try to sell the wheelchairs

People in wheelchairs....

...shouldn't let other people push them around.

You can't cook vegetables in the microwave.

The wheelchairs don't fit.

Life is quite hard for people in wheelchairs.

They keep on being pushed around.

Why do people in wheelchairs lose things a lot?

Because they can't retrace their steps

Gay guys in wheelchairs are like tomatoes.

Are they a fruit, or are they a vegetable?

I put all of my crops and produce in wheelchairs...

That way all of my vegetables feel special.

Wheelchair tax

The new tax on wheelchairs has been met with major resistance, with some users refusing to stand for it.

What do guns and wheelchairs have in common?

People in wheelchairs

Today my friend was telling me all about how he works helping people in wheelchairs move around, moving them from one place to the other, and helping them get to their destinations.

It was a moving story.

Why didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat vegetables?

He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs


A perfect gift for that "special" someone.

I used to be in a wheelchair....

But I kept getting pushed around.

I thought this joke up at work where we deal with wheelchairs and thought I'd share.

Kids in wheelchairs always have creative Halloween costumes.

They have a leg-up on the competition

Q: What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

I was just at a cell phone convention and stopped at the Virgin Mobile booth.

It was just a bunch of nuns in wheelchairs.

Quick cooking question - After I boil the vegetables,

What do I do with the leftover wheelchairs?

What game do kids in wheelchairs like to play?


How to people in wheelchairs get to the underworld?

They take the hell-evator.

People in wheelchairs can't jaywalk

But they can jayroll

Did you hear about that paraolympic swimming team that died?

As it turns out, their wheelchairs couldn't float

Handicap Comedians

Why aren't there any comedians who are in wheelchairs?

Because they can't do stand up.

Why do the allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a flight?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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